The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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So why did you post about his new contract and pay rise?

Tragic.


It was reported in the press, you twat!
<doh>

The point I make really is a simple one. Let me explain it to you, again.

Assuming that the press is correct, and Alli is being offered a new contract at £80k per week, the fact is that Levy pays the players hefty bonuses on top of that. No one truly knows the size of these bonuses, so it is rather pathetic of bitter rivals coming out with the kind of crap that you seem to revel in spouting.

Please, don't try to be clever, Stan; you really do not have the intellect for it, and you end up making yourself appear like a miserable Northern git, with zero charisma or humour.
 
It was reported in the press, you twat!
<doh>

The point I make really is a simple one. Let me explain it to you, again.

Assuming that the press is correct, and Alli is being offered a new contract at £80k per week, the fact is that Levy pays the players hefty bonuses on top of that. No one truly knows the size of these bonuses, so it is rather pathetic of bitter rivals coming out with the kind of crap that you seem to revel in spouting.

Please, don't try to be clever, Stan; you really do not have the intellect for it, and you end up making yourself appear like a miserable Northern git, with zero charisma or humour.
Why are you posting articles about his salary and then posting that no one knows what he earns? Makes your original post pointless.

It's a bit tragic HIAG.
 
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It was reported in the press, you twat!
<doh>

The point I make really is a simple one. Let me explain it to you, again.

Assuming that the press is correct, and Alli is being offered a new contract at £80k per week, the fact is that Levy pays the players hefty bonuses on top of that. No one truly knows the size of these bonuses, so it is rather pathetic of bitter rivals coming out with the kind of crap that you seem to revel in spouting.

Please, don't try to be clever, Stan; you really do not have the intellect for it, and you end up making yourself appear like a miserable Northern git, with zero charisma or humour.
What does the money launderer call a hefty bonus Bell?
 
It was reported in the press, you twat!
<doh>

The point I make really is a simple one. Let me explain it to you, again.

Assuming that the press is correct, and Alli is being offered a new contract at £80k per week, the fact is that Levy pays the players hefty bonuses on top of that. No one truly knows the size of these bonuses, so it is rather pathetic of bitter rivals coming out with the kind of crap that you seem to revel in spouting.

Please, don't try to be clever, Stan; you really do not have the intellect for it, and you end up making yourself appear like a miserable Northern git, with zero charisma or humour.

Link to the "hefty bonus" story?
 
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The fact is, that no one knows how much the Spurs players earn, other than the fact that they get paid hefty bonuses for winning and scoring and assisting.

Sure, Alli could **** off to a club that will pay him what he earns at Spurs in wages and bonuses, without his having to actually earn any bonuses, but do we really want that kind of player at our club? I know I don't. I'd rather cash in on him and get a player who is prepared to work for success.

But, I don't think Alli is that kind of player, which is why I don't expect him to leave for at least another couple of seasons.

Anyway, it's heartening to see that you take so much interest in Spurs, Stan.
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Says who?

Levy is on crack if he thinks Alli will sign for £80k a week when his new agent is likely to be one of the super agents like Raiola
 
Says who?

Levy is on crack if he thinks Alli will sign for £80k a week when his new agent is likely to be one of the super agents like Raiola
He'll sign as it will get him an immediate pay rise. He'll probably want an escape clause though.
 
You can go and find the links yourself very easily, I dare say.

Only the most bitter or third-rate wumsters would deny that it's true.
Well that’s you Bell, us lads have constantly told you that you are a third rate wum so the onus is on you to back up your statement otherwise it’ll just be dismissed as another Quentin ****wit-Bell WFU mate.


Please don’t thank me.
 
Congratulations to the HurraKane for his shortlisting among the nominees for the coveted Ballon d'Or.
<applause>

I'm sure that every one of you will be thrilled to bits that, at long last, we have an Englishman listed among the World's elite.

Well done, Harry! Kiss the badge, son. You bloody well deserve it!

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He's one of our own!
Harry Kane!:emoticon-0159-music
 
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It was reported in the press, you twat!
<doh>

The point I make really is a simple one. Let me explain it to you, again.

Assuming that the press is correct, and Alli is being offered a new contract at £80k per week, the fact is that Levy pays the players hefty bonuses on top of that. No one truly knows the size of these bonuses, so it is rather pathetic of bitter rivals coming out with the kind of crap that you seem to revel in spouting.

Please, don't try to be clever, Stan; you really do not have the intellect for it, and you end up making yourself appear like a miserable Northern git, with zero charisma or humour.

Do you not think other clubs also pay bonuses, image rights etc. etc. Whilst I begrudgingly admire Spurs for trying to keep salaries under some sort of control, I think it's you who is being naive thinking he won't at least earn significantly more at another club.
 
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Do you not think other clubs also pay bonuses, image rights etc. etc...

Yes, I am sure they do.

The simple point that I am making is that when you read in the press "Alli to be offered £80k per week," it isn't a true reflection of what he will actually be earning at a club like Spurs.

Other clubs probably do pay bonuses for assists, goas and wins, but you're not seriously going to tell me that players at a club like - say - relegation threatened Leicester are going to make the same bonuses as the players at Spurs, are you?
 
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Barcelona also closely following Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli, 21, as an alternative to Liverpool's 25-year-old Philippe Coutinho. (Sport - in Spanish)

<laugh>
Levy will rub himself raw, listening to the telephone ringing in vain!
 
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Yes, I am sure they do.

The simple point that I am making is that when you read in the press "Alli to be offered £80k per week," it isn't a true reflection of what he will actually be earning at a club like Spurs.

Other clubs probably do pay bonuses for assists, goas and wins, but you're not seriously going to tell me that players at a club like - say - relegation threatened Leicester are going to make the same bonuses as the players at Spurs, are you?

...they don't have to Quentin ... we've already established that our top earners are on higher basic salaries than 'big club' Spurs <laugh>
 
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You can go and find the links yourself very easily, I dare say.

Only the most bitter or third-rate wumsters would deny that it's true.

Not trying to wum feller, it's just that you make lies up as you go along, You're deffo off
your Barnet and need specialist help.

But do you?, Seeing as you're a helicopter pilot, a matador, a chef, a firearm expert etc why would I wum the James Bond of not606?
 
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