The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

To save on space I have added a picture to save a thousand words

 

Mrs RCL is working away and I have sciatica so no ****ing chance

 

Still more chance than meth

 

You UTTER UTTER bitch

 

Were you able to give yourself a blowjob before you had sciatica ?

 

A gentleman never tells

 

I used to go out with a girl who had a chinchilla that gave itself blow jobs. Randy little ****er would be there for hours sucking himself off.

 

That has made me and in equal measure

 

Same. It was funny at first, then after a while I felt repulsed by the little filthy rodent

 

Time to get this magnificent thread back on course.

Our win against Palace sees us back in the top 4.

And what with Kane coming out and ripping the piss out of Arsenal, and Davinson Sanchez telling Madrid to "do one," I think the lads have earned a well deserved pat on the back!


Onwards and upwards! That's always been the Spurs way!

 

Since 1961

 

It's taken a little bit of time for us to build, Skids.

But I think we're slowly getting there.

 

Nearly six decades.

 

Still we are worth more than a Quid

 

No.

We were bankrupt less than 25 yrs ago. We’ve had to rebuild from there.

 

No, I never mentioned money. It was the other joke.

 

Well, it had to be onwards and upwards from bankruptcy, didn’t it?

 

Possibly, thats pretty much the nadir.

 

Spurs 6 v 1 Rochdale

Those plucky League 1 lads put up a great fight, but their inevitable collapse in the second half saw the mighty Spurs juggernaut roll right over the top of them!

Kiss those badges, lads! It's thoroughly deserved.

Next up, a tricky QF against Swansea.

 

Congratulations on defeating a League One side at home Hilary despite being outplayed in the first half. Looking forward to a semi final / final date with you yids.