The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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PISKIE said:
But you cannot edit the fact that you called him Harry Lame mate...
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Why would want to do that?

Everyone knows that I coined the name "Harry Lame." It was incredibly witty, and several Spurs fans laughed with me, at the time, because when I coined that name the Hurra was lame. But when he hit form, I coined a new name for him - the Hurra-Kane, which is equally witty. I even misspell "hurricane" in order to wind up Afro Stan.

You, however, were tugging at you tiny pecker with your "one season wonder" wum, never thinking that a Spurs player would turn out to be one of the best strikers ever to grace the Prem, and it has become a legendary master wum ****-up. Sorry that you it had to be you, Pix, but you've got to admit that your wum ****-ups do tend towards the utterly spectacular! <laugh>
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Kane's stats are better than those of either Henry or RVN, at this point in their respective careers.

Kane is going to blitz anything Henry every achieved - as good as Henry was.
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Like **** are they <laugh> Kane only scored 4 goals in his first proper season with Spurs. Henry scored 26 and RVN scored 38 with PSV and and 36 with Man Utd

Over the seasons that followed Henry scored 226 goals for Arsenal, a club record. RVN scored 44 in his second season with Utd. Both went on to record 30+ goals over a number of seasons.

Kane is a good player, but he's not fit to lick the boots of Henry currently. Come back when he's scored 227 goals for Spurs, until then your claim is cobblers :)
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Why would want to do that?

Everyone knows that I coined the name "Harry Lame." It was incredibly witty, and several Spurs fans laughed with me, at the time, because when I coined that name the Hurra was lame. But when he hit form, I coined a new name for him - the Hurra-Kane, which is equally witty. I even misspell "hurricane" in order to wind up Afro Stan.

You, however, were tugging at you tiny pecker with your "one season wonder" wum, never thinking that a Spurs player would turn out to be one of the best strikers ever to grace the Prem, and it has become a legendary master wum ****-up. Sorry that you it had to be you, Pix, but you've got to admit that your wum ****-ups do tend towards the utterly spectacular! <laugh>
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Nice rant <laugh> But as much as you want to, you cannot go back and edit that Harry Lame comment.

My parody of you has got you self wumming to this day :)
 
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Congrats to Spurs for winning the PL after Conte very graciously awarded it to you in his post match interview, topping Moyes' relegation battle comments as the most defeatist speech ever
 
astro said:
Congrats to Spurs for winning the PL after Conte very graciously awarded it to you in his post match interview, topping Moyes' relegation battle comments as the most defeatist speech ever
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Nah, I'm not having that.

He's using psychology in order to make our lads think that we're going to win the title, and thereby put the pressure on us.

The pressure is still on that ****er to ensure that he doesn't throw any more points away.

Spurs simply have to keep doing what they have been doing, plugging away with some of the best performances in the division.
 
PISKIE said:
That's great <ok> It means I don't even have to lift a finger to wum you.
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You do realise that you are the only person who believes this ****, don't you, Pix?

If effect, you wum yourself every time you attempt to use this ham-fisted reverse-psychology of yours.

It is very amusing to watch you, mate.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
You do realise that you are the only person who believes this ****, don't you, Pix?

If effect, you wum yourself every time you attempt to use this ham-fisted reverse-psychology of yours.

It is very amusing to watch you, mate.
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Sorry mate, I can't undo the fact that you called him Harry Lame :)
 
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Spurs are ready to enter the bidding for Burnley's 24-year-old England defender Michael Keane, which could boost Manchester United's hopes of landing Tottenham's England midfielder Eric Dier, 23.
(Daily Telegraph)

<doh>
No, it won't.
 
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Tottenham striker Harry Kane, 23, believes his side will remain mentally strong in the Premier League title race, despite losing to leaders Chelsea in the FA Cup semi-finals on Saturday. (London Evening Standard)

Oh, you little magician! That's the spirit, son!

Kiss the badge, lad. You've earned it.
 
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Silly Billy Harry Lame also said they were mentally strong enough to win the FA Cup Semi final against Chelsea. Don't be like Silly Billy Lame.
 
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@Dele_Alli: "It's a huge honour to be voted the winner again. To win it back-to-back is something I'm truly proud of." [HASHTAG]#COYS[/HASHTAG]


(Tweet from Dele Alli, Spurs Magician)


Well played, son!

Kiss the badge, you little maestro! You've earned it, son.
 
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