Off Topic The Masters

Well, he did shoot 70, but the last two holes were anything but steady - they hinted at mental fatigue that will mean a huge test for him tonight.

That second shot to the last was so Normanesque that his supporters must be a tad worried. I'll be seeing what price Mickelson is at the moment to nick it.
I reckon Phil will close with a 68 so it comes down to whether Jordan can close it out with a 72 or better.
 
Mickelson is 6/1, which is just about generous enough to tempt me.
 
The young lad doesn't seem to dwell on his mistakes. Everytime he made one yesterday he bounced back immediately. That lob wedge shot onto the 18th yesterday showed unbelieveable composure following the error with the same club he made just off the green on the 17th. Mickelson may well be a threat, but he's been known to self destruct by trying outlandish shots when chasing leaders. Rose needs to play out of his skin & hope Spieth has on off-day.Heart says Rose, but I think the youngster will take it. It should be a great watch.
 
I see fat Phil is blaming every **** but himself when he misses a put.

I hope the ****house falls in a bunker and breaks both his legs.
 
A genuine conversation I've just had with Mrs Carmine.

Mrs C- Has Tiger Woods won anything lately?

CG- No, he's getting on and he's injured a lot.

Mrs C- Injured? Playing golf? How? Has the ball hit him? She said this looking confused.

CG- Yeah that's right, it hit him three times on the head last year. He's been knocked out each time and nearly died twice.

Mrs C- Well he should wear a crash helmet then.

And she meant it, she really did.

She then got up and walked into the kitchen.


Unbelievable.
 
A genuine conversation I've just had with Mrs Carmine.

Mrs C- Has Tiger Woods won anything lately?

CG- No, he's getting on and he's injured a lot.

Mrs C- Injured? Playing golf? How? Has the ball hit him? She said this looking confused.

CG- Yeah that's right, it hit him three times on the head last year. He's been knocked out each time and nearly died twice.

Mrs C- Well he should wear a crash helmet then.

And she meant it, she really did.

She then got up and walked into the kitchen.


Unbelievable.

Tiger's helmet is not to be trusted. It's ridden far too many bikes.
 
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Spieth might be a decent golfer but he's a right slap head for someone so young.

He needs to have a word with Wayne Rooney.
 
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I reckon Rose is too nicey nicey for a newbie in this situation to be on the final round with, I bet Spieth would have struggled against Bubba or Woods, looks like he can will get there Spieth, well done to him amazing achievement
 
McIlroy has hit the ball like a god today - the putts just haven't dropped. Could have been a 63 if they had.

Still, the damage was done on Friday.