the Luis Suarez thread

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Rubadub said:
The level of failure in this thread is shocking. Even his own fellow spuds are giving his thread a facepalm.
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Only those ones who have suffered major humour by-pass surgery at some point in their lives. That's how it is with any group of people. Most people who initially read this post recognised it as a parody and a humorous take on a certain news headline, and accepted it for what it was.

It is an unfortunate fact of the British psyche that we tend to only hear from those with a grievance, and not from those who are content.
 
gaf 71 said:
A HUGE development has taken place in the Luis Suarez transfer saga, in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
According to highly regarded Uruguay journalist Martin Charquero, Luis Suarez will be staying at Liverpool this summer.
Believed to be very close to Suarez, Charquero has revealed the striker’s intentions of signing a new contract at Liverpool after a stormy summer.
The support of the Liverpool fans has reportedly been the major reason for Luis Suarez’s supposed change of heart.
Arsenal fans will be understandably devastated after Wenger opted not to sign Gonzalo Higuain in order to bring in Luis Suarez. Both are now unavailable.
Although this is only one journalist’s word, Charquero is very reputable and has close ties with Luis Suarez.
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Seems Goofy is denying that he is happy to remain at Klanfield...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...questions-over-his-Anfield-future-remain.html
 
Cockerel Barfly said:
Seems Goofy is denying that he is happy to remain at Klanfield...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...questions-over-his-Anfield-future-remain.html
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I couldn't but help to notice this constructive comment from a tuned-in supporter:-

"He doesn't want to stay at Liverpool and no one wants to buy him. You couldn't make it up. I love Liverpool, the club that keeps on giving."


So, it seems that stories of Luis' intentions to remain at Klanfield are premature. We might well land him, after all. <ok>
 
Apparently the article you are referring to, originates from a spoof tweet from a gooner. More lazy journalism.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I couldn't but help to notice this constructive comment from a tuned-in supporter:-

"He doesn't want to stay at Liverpool and no one wants to buy him. You couldn't make it up. I love Liverpool, the club that keeps on giving."


So, it seems that stories of Luis' intentions to remain at Klanfield are premature. We might well land him, after all. <ok>
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Don't want him,he would drag the great name of Spurs through the Mud!!!
 
totsfan said:
Don't want him,he would drag the great name of Spurs through the Mud!!!
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Agreed 100%, best he stays at Loserpoll and gives them all the same grief next summer when he wants to leave again and/or gets banned for punching/kicking/biting a player/official/fan/manager/dog. He could single-handedly destroy any possibility Roy Rogers has of future planning and consign Loserpool to mid table mediocrity for a number of seasons to come.

Second best the goons blow most of their £70M war chest on a 25 goals a season racist psychopath who will insist on a buy out clause (once bitten, twice shy). If he has a successful season he will be after a move again next summer and destabilise them, and if unsuccessful he will be a waste of money and a burden due to the baggage that he carries.

It's a shame he can't play for both at the same time.
 
deedub93 said:
Agreed 100%, best he stays at Loserpoll and gives them all the same grief next summer when he wants to leave again and/or gets banned for punching/kicking/biting a player/official/fan/manager/dog. He could single-handedly destroy any possibility Roy Rogers has of future planning and consign Loserpool to mid table mediocrity for a number of seasons to come.

Second best the goons blow most of their £70M war chest on a 25 goals a season racist psychopath who will insist on a buy out clause (once bitten, twice shy). If he has a successful season he will be after a move again next summer and destabilise them, and if unsuccessful he will be a waste of money and a burden due to the baggage that he carries.

It's a shame he can't play for both at the same time.
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If he wants to go on strike, he just needs to lamp Gerrard during his first game (this is for the guy in the pub) and he'll be banned till the January window at least!
 
I'd like to see him wiping his arse with a 'Pool scarf, then perhaps the Mousers might get it.
 
Spurm said:
I've got nothing against you watching, i trust your eyes on this matter
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Okay. Thinking about it, the Mousers probably wouldn't take my word for it, so I'd better film the whole thing.

Better to be safe than sorry.
 
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