According to La Parisien (via BBC Gossip), Yann M'Vila is available for £8.3m.
Errm, so why aren't we jumping in? He was one of Andre's targets in the summer, but Rennes wanted closer to £20m for him, so surely we should be making a play for him rather than playing transfer chicken?
But playing transfer chicken is what we do. The cars will go over the cliff on midnight of the 31st. Who knows who'll be left high and dry? I'm trying to bill this to myself as getting extra entertainment for nothing, but it's not going so great.




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