Been too busy to notice Friday came and went already!

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Been too busy to notice Friday came and went already!

Or another drunk text could be "I have just woke up with a really fat smelly hairy woman pinning me down to her bed with a grin on her face, I can't remember how this happened and I want it to stop now, I'm scared" as that can often happen when I'm very drunk...