Off Topic The it's Friday thread here!

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Or another drunk text could be "I have just woke up with a really fat smelly hairy woman pinning me down to her bed with a grin on her face, I can't remember how this happened and I want it to stop now, I'm scared" as that can often happen when I'm very drunk...

Especially if that 'woman' has hairy balls resting on your chin!

Thank Fcuk It's Friday!!!!
Bourbons all round!!!!!