Drunk texting? Do I send a text saying "sick everywhere and I have p!ssed plus shat myself" to someone. Well that's what usually happens when I'm drunk?
Or another drunk text could be "I have just woke up with a really fat smelly hairy woman pinning me down to her bed with a grin on her face, I can't remember how this happened and I want it to stop now, I'm scared" as that can often happen when I'm very drunk...
Tomorrow, on the 16th of this month we are currently in its going to be another Friday! So do you know what that means... Only two days until Monday
Especially if that 'woman' has hairy balls resting on your chin! Thank Fcuk It's Friday!!!! Bourbons all round!!!!!