Aaah, the infamous Sky set up!
When I moved house last year, we had so much trouble setting up our Sky. Previous owner had Virgin, and the Virgin engineers had destroyed all the BT connections inside and outside. So BT, on behalf of Sky had to repair the phone lines. Sounds simple enough?! It was actually left down to me to liaise with both Sky and BT to organise the repair. That was interesting, what with my in-depth detailed knowledge of the telecommunications industry... On 2 separate occasions, I booked a days holiday to be at home for the BT engineer, who didn't turn up.
They eventually turned up at 8am, on a day we hadn't planned. I had already left for work, so my girlfriend told the engineer she needed to leave for work soon and she was told "oh don't worry, this will only take a minute". The BT "engineer" then proceeded to drill through our fuse box. 4 hours later, the electrician had finished repairing our fuse box, the BT "engineer" had put in a phone line and my girlfriend eventually got to work.
We only had to wait another month for them to "activate" the phone line (which what I gathered, involved them phoning it. I can certainly understand why that takes a month).
I did manage to get a lot out of them though, because they were so incompetent. Because they state that the phone line and broadband are free add-ons to the TV, they can take as long as they like setting up, because it technically isn't eating at your contract. Seems ridiculous to pay full price each month for your Sky package, whilst for a quarter of the year, a third of the package doesn't work. They caved in eventually though. Constant bombardment. That's the only way you can get anything.