Off Topic The Goodhand Arms
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I will always remember my grandfathers last words " Stop shaking the ladder you little ****."
An old lady goes to the dentist sits in the chair and drops her Knickers The dentist said " I am a dentist not a gynaecologist." The old lady replied " I know I want you to take my husbands teeth out."
What is the difference between a kangeroo and a kangeroot?
A kangeroo is an australian animal.
A kangeroot is a geordie stuck in a lift.
A kangeroo is an australian animal.
A kangeroot is a geordie stuck in a lift.
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Me too, our swift and decisive action is reflected by the upturn in resultsPinch Punch Champion AGAIN
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A bloke tried to sell me 8 legs of venison once in the pub for £120, …………i thought it was two deer.
I start a new job in Seoul next week.
I thought it was a good Korea move.
I thought it was a good Korea move.
One for @tomw24 - we took Andy Wilman back to the Top Gear track today. Was a lot of fun & quite emotional (coming soon…and no, that isn’t me with the camera!)
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Must be over 10 years since he was last there, certainly worked there.
Lovely, lovely chap too, and very funny. Lots of great stories.
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and said to the woman “Would you be wiling to reach the closet to get me a second blanket? Im awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. “Just for tonight, let's pretend that we’re married."
"Wow! That's a great ideal" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own blimmin blanket.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and said to the woman “Would you be wiling to reach the closet to get me a second blanket? Im awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. “Just for tonight, let's pretend that we’re married."
"Wow! That's a great ideal" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own blimmin blanket.
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Surprised he lasted so long in there.
Soham murderer Ian Huntley is close to death after having been taken off life support following an attack in prison, the BBC understands.
The 52-year-old has been in hospital since 26 February after being battered over the head with a makeshift weapon at HMP Frankland in County Durham. The high security jail houses some of the most violent inmates.
Prison sources said Huntley was found lying in a pool of blood after the attack. He suffered significant head trauma from his injuries.
Huntley was convicted of murdering 10-year-old schoolgirls Jessica Chapman and Holly Wells in Soham in 2002.
Soham murderer Ian Huntley is close to death after having been taken off life support following an attack in prison, the BBC understands.
The 52-year-old has been in hospital since 26 February after being battered over the head with a makeshift weapon at HMP Frankland in County Durham. The high security jail houses some of the most violent inmates.
Prison sources said Huntley was found lying in a pool of blood after the attack. He suffered significant head trauma from his injuries.
Huntley was convicted of murdering 10-year-old schoolgirls Jessica Chapman and Holly Wells in Soham in 2002.
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They have switched off his life support. Late news, he has passed away this morning.
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Nice to have some good news for once.
I wish the BBC would take his ****ing mugshot off their news home page. The **** is dead - time to forget about that evil scumbag.