Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

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I know raise my glass to yasmeen. Slice and dice that mofo!!<cheers>

The problem is, she never really stood up for herself and realised that he was a terrible prick and did anything about it, whether killing him or leaving him. She only did what she did out of self-defence and because she was desperate, so she'll still probably still defend him and think she's in the wrong. I mean legally she is but morally that mofo deserved it.
 
Forgot to add that I, also, love that film and always watch it when it comes on - despite having the DVD!
Whilst in real life I have a horror of guns, I do have that Hollywood romanticised interest of anything a bit out of the ordinary. So when the film Quigley Down Under pops up on any available website I tend to be on it. A major feature of the story is a Sharps long distance rifle, which has been modified to shoot even further and accurately: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharps_rifle
 
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry. She told him:
“Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.