The Generic Not606 QPR World Cup Banter Thread

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Are they going to have a full military parade with tanks and missile launchers, with the Central Committee on a platform wearing fur hats? I hope so, that would be brilliant.

Putin riding in on horse back bare chested......Putin you're so money supermarket........
 
It sounds like the most sarcastic translation of a speech ever.

I've never wanted to hear the national anthems so much in my life.
 
Scrappy game so far, which changed after Russia scored - before that, they really weren't in the game. It's more even now.
I thought nobody else was watching.

It looks a bit League 2 standard to me - the pace and quality isn't really there. That said, the Saudis have made some nice touches. Russia look more like a team though.
 
Second half carries on from the first - good touch followed by bad touch.

If anyone wants a snapshot of this just watch the second goal (from the end of the first half) - looked like a fortunate ricochet that set up the break, a good check back inside and lay off and then a dreadful pass to the man over which was saved from looking so awful by a great finish.
 
Well worked third goal by the sub only a minute or so after coming on.

Artem Dzyuba scored just 89 seconds after coming off the bench, the quickest sub goal at a World Cup tournament since Marcin Zewlakow for Poland vs USA in 2002 (64 seconds). :emoticon-0103-cool:
 
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That 4th was class.

I like the Saudi Central mids (especially the number 7 I think who kept dropping deep to collect the ball and seemed to always make time to pick out a man).

Russia have grown and have looked dominant from about 70th min onwards but more professional throughout.

...and a fifth just before the end. Nice free kick. Not a 5-0 performance, probably only 10 shots on goal and 5 on target between both sides.
 
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I'm still at work and have just been informed by my boss it's like watching a league 1 match.

Have any really doddgy decisions gone Russia's way due to bribes and or threats to the officials?
 
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The two lowest ranked teams in this tournament and it looked like it. Low quality but at least there were some goals. Tomorrow nights game looks very interesting.
 
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Cheeky 999s..I've seen much better women's matches than that one. The Saudis were awful...Their passing was diabolical
Our Rrrs would have murdered them



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I heard an English coach, who's working in Saudi at the moment, describe the national team as Championship/League1 standard, so you might be right. I wish I'd known that before I predicted them to get a draw.
 
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saudi need a different coloured shirt
the editing on this is awful and he must have been in a rush as theres only 3 goals shown
 
Cheeky 999s..I've seen much better women's matches than that one. The Saudis were awful...Their passing was diabolical
Our Rrrs would have murdered them



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It wasn't intended as a put down of woman's football Beth, I enjoy watching them.