The General Election Countdown Thread

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  • Conservatives

  • Labour

  • Lib Dem

  • SNP

  • UKIP

  • Plaid Cymru

  • Sinn Fein

  • Greens

  • BNP

  • The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party


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Gambol: 7907292 said:
We'll have the head of the Mayor of York on a pike. Again. <laugh>
I do believe there's quite a few pikies in York.

We will have all their heeds.
 
There's no pikies in York. Place is full of students and assorted weirdos dressed up as vikings. So you'll probably fit right in.
Its fulla ****s In flat caps raping whippets with black pudding.

(VisitEngland.com)
 
Gambol post: 7907326 said:
Nigelshire shat themselves and voted Tory <laugh>
The Sun telt them the Jocks wid **** them up and they voted accordingly.

Nigel is easily led<laugh>
 
You should.

First SNP conquered Scotland, next target is North England; which should be a doddle because they historically **** themselves. :grin:

Nah. The SNP are pretty much hated by most English people, including Northerners.
 
Think you'll find that's Leeds. The bits that haven't gone over to Al Qaida anyway.
Al Qieeda don"t like dugs or black pudding. Fact is if we sent Crufts into Afghanistan we would have had done them in double quick time.
 
Nah. The SNP are pretty much most English people, including Northerners.
Not true. Nicola (as I like to call her) has the best UK wide loveydovey score of any politician ever.

+33. A score that has never been anywhere close to being equalled. Not even by Boris from all those London spastics.
 
Nah. The SNP are pretty much hated by most English people, including Northerners.

The SNP have **** all to do with you, ya daft Nigel.

However, watch how the SNP will creep into North Nigelshire <laugh>

Labour let them down. Who else will they go for? UKIP? Lib Dems? Greens? The socialist policies of the North will continue South. We didny get Independence so we'll take ye's over by rote. <laugh>
 
Besides, Scotland couldn't conquer the North anyway; they didn't even have the bollocks to declare independence when it was gifted to them on a plate. Most countries have to violently revolt to be independent but the Scots bottled it. Lol.

Thank **** for that.

I've had enough of going into wars I want nothing to do with and I sure as **** dont have that "empire" chip on my shoulder either - thank **** for that.
 
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