There's no pikies in York. Place is full of students and assorted weirdos dressed up as vikings. So you'll probably fit right in.
Al Qieeda don"t like dugs or black pudding. Fact is if we sent Crufts into Afghanistan we would have had done them in double quick time.
Not true. Nicola (as I like to call her) has the best UK wide loveydovey score of any politician ever. +33. A score that has never been anywhere close to being equalled. Not even by Boris from all those London spastics.
Besides, Scotland couldn't conquer the North anyway; they didn't even have the bollocks to declare independence when it was gifted to them on a plate. Most countries have to violently revolt to be independent but the Scots bottled it.
The SNP have **** all to do with you, ya daft Nigel. However, watch how the SNP will creep into North Nigelshire Labour let them down. Who else will they go for? UKIP? Lib Dems? Greens? The socialist policies of the North will continue South. We didny get Independence so we'll take ye's over by rote.
Thank **** for that. I've had enough of going into wars I want nothing to do with and I sure as **** dont have that "empire" chip on my shoulder either - thank **** for that.