The General Election Countdown Thread

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Toby said:
I've never written a book called 'My Booky Wook' or 'My Booky Wook 2'.

I've never claimed to be one of the '99%', especially not when I'm worth millions.

I've never presented Big Brother, or had anything to do with that show.

I've never spoken to Noel Fielding (although I have sat about 2 feet away from him in a private club in London).

I've never made a complete twat of myself on Question Time, twice.

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sad **** ^^^^^^
 
Toby said:
I've never written a book called 'My Booky Wook' or 'My Booky Wook 2'.

I've never claimed to be one of the '99%', especially not when I'm worth millions.

I've never presented Big Brother, or had anything to do with that show.

I've never spoken to Noel Fielding (although I have sat about 2 feet away from him in a private club in London).

I've never made a complete twat of myself on Question Time, twice.

etc...
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Begins with b and rhymes with ceiling.
 
Fielding is a ****. Plain and simple. Anyone who finds him funny in any way clearly has raging homosexual tendencies.
 
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