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The General Election Countdown Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Feb 12, 2015.

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  1. Conservatives

  2. Labour

  3. Lib Dem

  4. SNP

  5. UKIP

  6. Plaid Cymru

  7. Sinn Fein

  8. Greens

  9. BNP

  10. The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Just for men?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 28, 2015
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No, I Iike ladies too.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 28, 2015
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fixed <cheers>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^ laughs at Aldo's posts

    <doh>
     
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    Toby, Apr 28, 2015
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It wiz funny.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 28, 2015
  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Mick, get that dislike button back <grr> <grr>
     
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    Toby, Apr 28, 2015
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  8. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I still haven't decided who to vote for.

    I can't abide fox hunting, so that rules out the blue ones. Other than that, I'm easy.

    Any ideas?
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Vote Toby 2015 <ok>
     
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  10. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Can you list some of your manifesto points, T?
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Enforced Vegetarianism for all.
    People with an income over 500k a year get taxed to ****.
    People with assets over £1M get taxed to ****.
    Renationalise all the public services that are ruining poor people at the mo.
    Deport Aldo and ER to a war-torn 3rd world country.
    Legalise pot <hippystonersmiley>
    Cut the Royals heads off and charge Pay-Per-View for the rights to watch it live.
    Declare myself Emperor.
    Give NI back to Direland, ban their internet access and remove all traces of online arguments about irish pish.
    Get Google to sort their **** out and make sure we all get driven around in electric cars.
    Publicly execute Noel Fielding, Jeremy Clarkson and several other people that don't deserve to live.
    etc...

    PM me your details and I'll send you some pamphlets <ok>
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    WTF have you got against him?
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Surely charging pay tv for the royals execution would be unfair to the students and job seekers?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 28, 2015
  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He's a massive twat? Nearly a Russell Brand level of twat. And that's saying something...
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It's free to watch it live, I'd have the BBC stream it too, I'd charge overseas viewers though.
     
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    Toby, Apr 28, 2015
  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    ...but harmless. I thought you liked Russel Brand, thought you and him are very alike?
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    No.

    He's a ****ing tool. He deserves to be repeatedly kicked in the balls for the rest of his life.
     
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    Toby, Apr 28, 2015
  18. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    #898
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  19. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Like I said, very alike.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 28, 2015
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I've never written a book called 'My Booky Wook' or 'My Booky Wook 2'.

    I've never claimed to be one of the '99%', especially not when I'm worth millions.

    I've never presented Big Brother, or had anything to do with that show.

    I've never spoken to Noel Fielding (although I have sat about 2 feet away from him in a private club in London).

    I've never made a complete twat of myself on Question Time, twice.

    etc...
     
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    Toby, Apr 28, 2015
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