The General Election Countdown Thread
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I still haven't decided who to vote for.
I can't abide fox hunting, so that rules out the blue ones. Other than that, I'm easy.
Any ideas?
I can't abide fox hunting, so that rules out the blue ones. Other than that, I'm easy.
Any ideas?
Enforced Vegetarianism for all.
People with an income over 500k a year get taxed to ****.
People with assets over £1M get taxed to ****.
Renationalise all the public services that are ruining poor people at the mo.
Deport Aldo and ER to a war-torn 3rd world country.
Legalise pot <hippystonersmiley>
Cut the Royals heads off and charge Pay-Per-View for the rights to watch it live.
Declare myself Emperor.
Give NI back to Direland, ban their internet access and remove all traces of online arguments about irish pish.
Get Google to sort their **** out and make sure we all get driven around in electric cars.
Publicly execute Noel Fielding, Jeremy Clarkson and several other people that don't deserve to live.
etc...
PM me your details and I'll send you some pamphlets
WTF have you got against him?Enforced Vegetarianism for all.
People with an income over 500k a year get taxed to ****.
People with assets over £1M get taxed to ****.
Renationalise all the public services that are ruining poor people at the mo.
Deport Aldo and ER to a war-torn 3rd world country.
Legalise pot <hippystonersmiley>
Cut the Royals heads off and charge Pay-Per-View for the rights to watch it live.
Declare myself Emperor.
Give NI back to Direland, ban their internet access and remove all traces of online arguments about irish pish.
Get Google to sort their **** out and make sure we all get driven around in electric cars.
Publicly execute Noel Fielding, Jeremy Clarkson and several other people that don't deserve to live.
etc...
PM me your details and I'll send you some pamphlets
Surely charging pay tv for the royals execution would be unfair to the students and job seekers?
He's a massive twat? Nearly a Russell Brand level of twat. And that's saying something...
It's free to watch it live, I'd have the BBC stream it too, I'd charge overseas viewers though.
...but harmless. I thought you liked Russel Brand, thought you and him are very alike?
No.
He's a ****ing tool. He deserves to be repeatedly kicked in the balls for the rest of his life.
I've never written a book called 'My Booky Wook' or 'My Booky Wook 2'.
I've never claimed to be one of the '99%', especially not when I'm worth millions.
I've never presented Big Brother, or had anything to do with that show.
I've never spoken to Noel Fielding (although I have sat about 2 feet away from him in a private club in London).
I've never made a complete twat of myself on Question Time, twice.
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