The General Election Countdown Thread

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Does your ex-wife always scream so loudly when she's getting ****ed? Was worried the polis were gong to turn up.

There's no need to get personal.

You must get over the loss of your dear old mammy.

Have you thought of counselling? Or perhaps suicide so you can be with you dear old mammy again?
 
There's no need to get personal.

You must get over the loss of your dear old mammy.

Have you thought of counselling? Or perhaps suicide so you can be with you dear old mammy again?

Nah, too busy enjoying myself with your ex-wife. I mean, she's ugly as ****ing sin, but when she takes out her false teeth her blow jobs are ****ing fantastic.
 
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This is getting pretty personal guys, someone won't like this.

You both honestly lack a lot of common decency.

Oh wait, because someone is a massive hypocrite he won't say ****.

<doh>
 
This is getting pretty personal guys, someone won't like this.

You both honestly lack a lot of common decency.

Oh wait, because someone is a massive hypocrite he won't say ****.

<doh>

Shut yer hole.
 
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Just the right amount of grey in the beard too

<laugh>

Oddly, I have no grey hair on my chest or pubes. Yet.

Why is that? Ma heid has grey (since I was around 30) but ma chest and ma baws are still a rich chestnut brown?