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The General Election Countdown Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Feb 12, 2015.

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  1. Conservatives

  2. Labour

  3. Lib Dem

  4. SNP

  5. UKIP

  6. Plaid Cymru

  7. Sinn Fein

  8. Greens

  9. BNP

  10. The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party

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  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    There's no need to get personal.

    You must get over the loss of your dear old mammy.

    Have you thought of counselling? Or perhaps suicide so you can be with you dear old mammy again?
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 28, 2015
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Nah, too busy enjoying myself with your ex-wife. I mean, she's ugly as ****ing sin, but when she takes out her false teeth her blow jobs are ****ing fantastic.
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-musicMammy, mammy, how I miss you my dear old mammy:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 28, 2015
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    When ER's ex-wife turns up at your door unexpectedly.
     
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  5. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You sure it's not your dear old mammy's ashes in a tea urn?
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 28, 2015
  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    This is getting pretty personal guys, someone won't like this.

    You both honestly lack a lot of common decency.

    Oh wait, because someone is a massive hypocrite he won't say ****.

    <doh>
     
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    Toby, Apr 28, 2015
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shut yer hole.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 28, 2015
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Run along old man <ok>
     
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    Toby, Apr 28, 2015
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    A tea urn?
    Don't think I'd want a cuppa in your old folks home.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 28, 2015
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Old men can't run, dumbass.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 28, 2015

  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Just because you've rotted your body to shreds...
     
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  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Ftfy
     
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  13. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    says the ****in junkie alcoholic.

    twat.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 28, 2015
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This is where lemon parties start.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 28, 2015
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    #876
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    @Gambol sexpic sent to @Tina

    please log in to view this image
     
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    <rofl>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Just the right amount of grey in the beard too

    <laugh>

    Oddly, I have no grey hair on my chest or pubes. Yet.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 28, 2015
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why is that? Ma heid has grey (since I was around 30) but ma chest and ma baws are still a rich chestnut brown?
     
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    Gambol, Apr 28, 2015
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