*Wardrobe 'malfunction' alert*
God, can this festering rag - excuse for a "newspaper" sink any lower

She's wearing a dress, ffs, so it's not beyond the realms of possibility you'll get a glimpse of her legs, it kind of goes with the territory. But a wardrobe malfunction? I don't think so.
"Not very regal", they screech. WTF? She happens to be related to royalty by marriage, so does that mean she's not entitled to a life anymore

Sorry, Daily Fail, but if you actually watch some of the tennis, you may actually get a squint at a pair of panties, when girls dive to retrieve a shot etc. Focus your ****ing titillation tendencies on that, hey?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...wardrobe-malfunction-Royal-Box-Wimbledon.html
Sorry, this rag annoys the hell out of me on a daily basis, but I don't rant on here about it.
And what's worse, my mother buys it every day