The General Conversation Thread

FUMING.

So I've just got home, all the windows are wide open and everything's gone...not one thing remaining, what kind of sick and twisted person would do this right before Christmas, I don't understand.
That was my advent calendar and you had no right to touch it.

 

See, everyone takes the p1ss out of Donald Trump - even a sponge crab!

 

I have NEVER enjoyed rap or even thought of it as music but I have to say, I take my hat of to this guy!

Well done Jay-Zhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42393208

 

So for those of you who have to travel on Xmas Day (I certainly have to), most of the country should be quite mild.
Colder weather is expected towards the end of 2017.

 

Thetruthfinder‏@mistymanager

Andy Capp your a fecking sicko, an agitator and an idiot. One day you will be shown how the ****e that you vomit from your marxist gob is pandering to the evil and destructive elements of our society. Why? even the lowlife D.Mirror employs you is beyond me!

 

This made me

 

Isn't life wonderful? I have just passed a lot of blood in my pee, our local A&E are closed due to lack of staff and no surgery till Wednesday.

Guess I will have to be a patient patient

 

Early Christmas pressie from my Sis an Amazon Fire TV stick

I now have not606 available on the big telly box

 

Delicious irony in the wording of the hardy's wine advert

 

And we grind to a halt because of low temperatures and a little bit of snow - 'Bitter cold continues to blanket the northern United States and Canada as forecasters warn that the deep freeze will continue into the start of 2018.
International Falls in the US state of Minnesota - the self-proclaimed "Icebox of the Nation" - saw temperatures drop to -37F (-38.3C)'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42506726

 

All I have to say to that advert is :- Alistair Cook, 244 not out.

 

So, a knighthood for Ringo Starr, for "services to music"
Kind of dilutes the proposition a little, don't you think?
Plus he's done more for tank engines than he ever has music!

 

Watching final score on the BBC and Alex Bruce is on, he really reminds me of someone, I can't think who but it's certainly not Steve Bruce

I think he looks like a young Tim Sherwood

 

...... they're also giving them out to failed politicians now too "Arise Sir Nick Clegg"

 

Had to smile at Plymouth Argyle twitter account posting an apology for a typo on the match report v Blackpool, it said "apologies for typing Blackpoo. I will take a self enforced one match ban on the game v Scunthorpe just to be on the safe side"

 

Sad news about Colmans

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-42569750

 

Even sadder when a professional Archant journalist can't even spell the name of the company correctly