Off Topic The General Chat Thread.

Roberto Mancini

 

Kermocunt

 

Max Gradel and Sol Bamba from recent history

 

@OfficialFOXES: Well done to @officialcwood, who has just scored for @NZ_Football against Japan. #AllWhites

 

Scored both goals in a 4-2 loss.

 

[video=youtube;LYovs7_yi64]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYovs7_yi64[/video]

 

Hopefully this is the start of Chris Wood returning to form

If he does then Kevin Phillips will only ever be used in emergency situations

 

@SkySportsNews: Celtic striker Anthony Stokes charged with assaulting an Elvis impersonator #SSN

 

Don't be Cruel Proud, he was All Shook Up and feeling Way Down after the impersonator stood on his Blue Suede Shoes.

 

Made me laugh out load that one. Elvis impersonators are bloody annoying to be fair.

 

@John__Percy: Gareth Southgate forced to axe Michael Keane from #eng u21s after FA mistakenly registers Will Keane via @Telegraph http://t.co/OXLL59AQTR

 

They keep mistakenly calling up Tom Cleverley too.

 

beat me to it

 

BBC Breaking News ‏@BBCBreaking 5m
Birmingham City Football Club owner Carson Yeung jailed for six years by Hong Kong court for money laundering

 

The prat ... it takes ages to dry out too ...

 

****ing Nora.


Birmingham are well in the **** now.

 

... good job they've got a laundry then ...

 

All these owners getting into trouble with the law dont have make a mockery of this fit and proper persons test

 

Reports in Spain that Man City want to buy Messi for €200m.


I think they're thinking about chucking Aguero in to sweeten the deal too.

 

Pellegrini laughed off that rumour in his conference today.