The FA Cup Thread 2015-16

[Missing Lambo]

How posh do you think I am? Is this because my son plays Hockey and you think I'm buddies of Rupert?

We've got your number, mate. One more mention of you-know-which-year and the hamster gets it.

And Danny Wallace should have had a hat trick before half time and we should have stuffed them, don't forget that!

If only I could. Evertonians will tell you that Southall made great saves, but they looked like misses to me.

 

[fatletiss]

I can't stand them because Pardew.

Talking of which.... are the cracks becoming crevices?

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Talking of which.... are the cracks becoming crevices?

He's getting more and more bellendy, that's for certain.

 

[fatletiss]

He's getting more and more bellendy, that's for certain.

Just posted on Premier League thread. Did you hear his interview yesterday?

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Just posted on Premier League thread. Did you hear his interview yesterday?

I find him almost impossible to listen to - I was expecting him to say about Pep "well he's no Alan P, is he?"

Actually, Alan Pardew to Alan Partridge isn't too great a leap, is it?

 

[RedandWhiteManofKent]

Sad saints are out of the cup but looking forward to watching the next round fixtures on the beloved BBC.

Can't wait, the magic of the cup, the rise of the underdogs, the romance of David beating goliath. Tiny Shrewsbury v Man utd, lower league teams against premier league giants. Oh the excitement.

Oh hang on, they are showing Chelsea v Man City and Bournemouth v Everton. All premier league fixtures we see every week.

Ah well, there's always ant and decs Saturday night takeaway instead.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

West Ham 1-0 Scousehampton

Half time.
Lovely goal from our West Ham old boy, Antonio.

 

[Qwerty]

Lovely goal from our West Ham old boy, Antonio.

You mean it didn't deflect in off his face again?

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

1-1 Coutinho. Combination of him being clever, and Wham being thick.

 

[Beef]

Kouyate shouldn't come back on.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Extra time. Nice to see thee two knackering themselves out and getting niggling injuries!

 

[ChilcoSaint]

Who is this Daniel Storage who Michael Owen keeps going on about? Is it something to do with being kept in a cupboard most of the time?

 

[davecg69]

Is Christian Benteke worse than Emile Heskey? Discuss ................

 

[tomw24]

Is Christian Benteke worse than Emile Heskey? Discuss ................

No. He's just been ****ed around with by Liverpool.

 

[davecg69]

No. He's just been ****ed around with by Liverpool.

Like so many before and after him ...................

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Hahahaha, Ogbonna right at the end. 2-1.

Couldn't happen to a nicer team.

 

[OddRiverOakWizards]

Hahahaha, Ogbonna right at the end. 2-1.

Couldn't happen to a nicer team.

Probably the best outcome for us: both teams knackered, Liverpool out and West Ham a cup run!

 

[tomw24]

Hahahaha, Ogbonna right at the end. 2-1.

Couldn't happen to a nicer team.

Pretty much the perfect outcome.

 

[Qwerty]

Right, I'm biting. It's obviously a terrible result for West Ham, Liverpool not so much as they had a reserve team out. So why were you all so upset about losing to Crystal Palace?

 

[tomw24]

Right, I'm biting. It's obviously a terrible result for West Ham, Liverpool not so much as they had a reserve team out. So why were you all so upset about losing to Crystal Palace?

Because we were marooned in 13th, and going nowhere. Strange how things can change in a month....