Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

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    Time to get some fun into this forum. 42122453_262076777783008_6146648209792958464_n.jpg
     
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    42090776_2079438395401163_9087818737234477056_n.jpg Too much information ?
     
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    upload_2018-9-18_15-26-46.jpeg

    Especially in the 2nd city <whistle>
     
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    my one and only joke>>>>

    I used 2 see a girl with eczema..........she had a cracking pair of tits
     
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    bought some of them Viagra eye drops...........makes you look hard

    >>>>>>>>>>

    TAXI
     
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    So, sparks caught in bed with another man's wife.
    No need for him to dump the guy on his head before he left! :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    I saw that as well remote - thought it was a bit personal myself....<laugh>
     
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    Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

    Doctor: "Nine."
     
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    Customer: A box of condoms, please.

    Counter staff: That’ll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it?

    Customer: Nah I’m OK. She’s actually quite pretty.
     
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