The Drunk Thread

[Sucky]

Did anyone sub you the cab fare home?

No? Bus fare, even?

Nah got kicked out cos he can't handle his booze & dragged the vibe down.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Fair point!

32.

That’s good going. Same age and the most I’ve done is 3 weeks in that period. I’m currently on 4 days of drinking.

 

[Solid Air]

That’s good going. Same age and the most I’ve done is 3 weeks in that period. I’m currently on 4 days of drinking.

i once did 7 weeks



mind you i was in hospital

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Soooo I got dumped Monday, so have spent the whole week getting **** faced. Apologies for those I have insulted

 

[Archers Road]

Soooo I got dumped Monday, so have spent the whole week getting **** faced. Apologies for those I have insulted

Hope she had the good grace to dump you before you bought her a Chrimbo pressie

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

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Of course

Nice coaster . I’m guessing it’s yours ?

 

[Spurlock]

Soooo I got dumped Monday, so have spent the whole week getting **** faced. Apologies for those I have insulted

It’s why you have side chicks bro

forget her

 

[Solid Air]

Soooo I got dumped Monday, so have spent the whole week getting **** faced. Apologies for those I have insulted

tbh you were nicer than normal

 

[Quesadaad]

tbh you were nicer than normal

Eyeing you up for a rebound shag I reckon

 

[Solid Air]

Eyeing you up for a rebound shag I reckon

i was so drunk after last nights match i was anyones

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Eyeing you up for a rebound shag I reckon

Don’t be jealous

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Nice coaster . I’m guessing it’s yours ?

Of course it’s ****ing mine

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Hope she had the good grace to dump you before you bought her a Chrimbo pressie

Yeah, I hadn’t done that just yet

7th chick I have banged this year though, not bad for a pandemic.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Alcoholic gravy.

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[Archers Road]

Alcoholic gravy.

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Is it going to kick off, insult all it’s relatives, and pass out under the tree?

 

[Spurlock]

None of you Pagans pissed yet?

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

None of you Pagans pissed yet?

****.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Is it going to kick off, insult all it’s relatives, and pass out under the tree?

Tried to ring my mam. **** ain't answering. Wtf?

 

[Spurlock]

Should have known Schlem would be first man off the wagon

 

[Solid Air]

Should have known Schlem would be first man off the wagon

me & Mrs started at 4 so i'm quite impressed with my typing tbh .