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The Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by SaintsForTheWin, Jul 13, 2019.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah got kicked out cos he can't handle his booze & dragged the vibe down.
     
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  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    That’s good going. Same age and the most I’ve done is 3 weeks in that period. I’m currently on 4 days of drinking.
     
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  3. Solid Air 2

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    i once did 7 weeks



    mind you i was in hospital :bandit:
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Soooo I got dumped Monday, so have spent the whole week getting **** faced. Apologies for those I have insulted
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Hope she had the good grace to dump you before you bought her a Chrimbo pressie <ok>
     
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  6. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Nice coaster . I’m guessing it’s yours ?
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    It’s why you have side chicks bro

    forget her
     
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  8. Solid Air 2

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    tbh you were nicer than normal :bandit:
     
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  9. Quesadaad

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    Eyeing you up for a rebound shag I reckon
     
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  10. Solid Air 2

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    i was so drunk after last nights match i was anyones <laugh>
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Don’t be jealous
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Of course it’s ****ing mine <cheers>
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Yeah, I hadn’t done that just yet <laugh>

    7th chick I have banged this year though, not bad for a pandemic.
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

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    Alcoholic gravy.
    IMG_20201225_165400.jpg
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    Is it going to kick off, insult all it’s relatives, and pass out under the tree?
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    None of you Pagans pissed yet?
     
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  17. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    ****.
     
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  18. Schlem Boogerman

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    Tried to ring my mam. **** ain't answering. Wtf?
     
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  19. Spurlock

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    Should have known Schlem would be first man off the wagon
     
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  20. Solid Air 2

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    me & Mrs started at 4 so i'm quite impressed with my typing tbh .
     
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