The Drunk Thread

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I’d assumed you were down the alehouse tbf, so you went to score and nearly did lol.

Could have been worse like, you could have been balls deep.

If I'm honest that would have probably been better and worth a whack.

What makes it worse is that since he's been back she still keeps grabbing my arse n that when he ain't looking.

Def gonna have to sort summit tonight now, even if a chubby bird lol.
 
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I'm 61 (earlier this week - happy birthday to me ... and to you if memory serves) and my missus is 12 years younger ... now maths may not be your strong suit ... but even so ... <laugh>

Ha thanks mate, yes it was my birthday.

Glad to hear your still getting some tight pussy bro. :emoticon-0165-muscl

Happy Birthday
 
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This **** makes no sense. Care to explain?

Wookey Hole is an ancient cave complex sacred to hippies and vegans (might have made the latter up <whistle>) ... but spelling it as Wookie also adds a bestiality inference for comedic effect ... happy to help <laugh>
 
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