The Drunk Thread

I said earlier this year that this spring n summer is probably first time in modern history that blokes in relationships have got more than single blokes

 

That's where I met her... He was supposed to be away until tomorrow ffs.

 

I’d assumed you were down the alehouse tbf, so you went to score and nearly did lol.

Could have been worse like, you could have been balls deep.

 

If I'm honest that would have probably been better and worth a whack.

What makes it worse is that since he's been back she still keeps grabbing my arse n that when he ain't looking.

Def gonna have to sort summit tonight now, even if a chubby bird lol.

 

Oh and btw, I’m guessing you were obliged to leave with some lemo?

 

I've not done any yet but it's def a possibility now lol.

 

Libby on the smash since lunchtime and now tryin to get laid

gwan Libby

 

Lucky ****. I have to fight out lass off. She took her knickers off in bed this morning, I rolled over, put my gown on and went downstairs for a cuppa. You can have too much of the same hole

 

Amen brother.

 

You can't beat romance mate, thanks for sharing.

 

Possibly ... but yours is likely the Wookie Hole, ya kelp munching burger dodger...

 

This **** makes no sense. Care to explain?

 

Speak for yourself mate, you're the one pounding 65 year old flange

 

Oh dear!

 

I'm 61 (earlier this week - happy birthday to me ... and to you if memory serves) and my missus is 12 years younger ... now maths may not be your strong suit ... but even so ...

 

Does it actually taste any better or does it appeal to your Piskie side of your alcoholism?

 

It's nice actually, no different to normal wine though.

 

Just £5 quid more a bottle?

 

Ha thanks mate, yes it was my birthday.

Glad to hear your still getting some tight pussy bro.

Happy Birthday

 

Wookey Hole is an ancient cave complex sacred to hippies and vegans (might have made the latter up ) ... but spelling it as Wookie also adds a bestiality inference for comedic effect ... happy to help