The Drunk Thread

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Sweats. said:
So did anyone else pass out after 10 pints by about 8pm?

Woke up this morning still in the clothes I wore to the pub.
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Wrong thread maybe?

No, did manage to drive to work after the final (in at least half the time it takes on a Monday morning) to find a campus bar open for a couple of Sunday night pints though.

Then had HIAG get his balls out and tell me how tough his pals are.

The cricket was blinding. The balls out stuff cringeworthy tbf.
 
Chief said:
Wrong thread maybe?

No, did manage to drive to work after the final (in at least half the time it takes on a Monday morning) to find a campus bar open for a couple of Sunday night pints though.

Then had HIAG get his balls out and tell me how tough his pals are.

The cricket was blinding. The balls out stuff cringeworthy tbf.
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Is there a pissed up passed out thread?
 
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pieguts said:
Thought I just stepped into a Martina Cole novel!
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she's a muck bint, you should try this one

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then he does a series on Dan Shephed, about an ex SAS bloke....But got **** all on the Dorset 3

. Larry, Curly and Moe
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
In all seriousness, I really would not advise that.

He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails, and a psycho with it.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and extremely strong.

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm getting older and slower, these days, so try to keep away from trouble, unless there is no way of avoiding it, at which point I have never shied away from a ruck.

We once had some trouble at a gig, a couple of years back, when a gang of lads, who stormed the venue at the end of an evening as we were packing up, thought it would be a good laugh to **** about with our stuff. To be fair, they were pretty tasty, but they ended up regretting the incident.

I'm saying this, not to seem hard - because I really do not like to get involved, these days - but to make it very clear that, should it come down to it, the band is very handy at that sort of thing. You have to be, playing the kinds of venues we do.

As for you and your missus "getting up to do a song" - that absolutely will not be tolerated.

Anyway, I hope you come along and enjoy yourself, Sweats.
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<laugh>

****ing hell Sandy, you ever thought about writing for Mills and Boon ?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails, and a psycho with it.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and extremely strong.

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm getting older and slower, t
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'm fairly handy myself, <laugh> holy ****.

i've seen your vids, you're about as handy as a used tissue. you sloth.
 
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Libby said:
Here ya go @PISKIE, probably about a months worth of material for you already.
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I've been busy the last couple of days with work n ****, the last few pages of this thread has more than made up for it though, ****ing funny read <laugh>

Kipper gone full bareknuckle street fighting lawyer again <rofl>
 
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PISKIE said:
I've been busy the last couple of days with work n ****, the last few pages of this thread has more than made up for it though, ****ing funny read <laugh>

Kipper gone full bareknuckle street fighting lawyer again <rofl>
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just watch some of his videos and study him.

he's fat and slow, and moves like a sloth. a few kicks in the knees and it;s game over over.
 
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