The Drunk Thread

[Schlem Boogerman]

Back on topic.

Anyone else piss in the sink when they can't be arsed to go upstairs?
I call it the downstairs toilet.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Rums my short drink, prefer darks, after a pair of tangerays, a few g's and a pint or 2 inbetween, Im a pure social drinker, not one to have cans in the fridge etc, but I'll look out for it. And I do like spiced rums too cap morganas is a go to, two rocks of solid h2o and a phatty of bud to level me out when I get home or the fukers leave after day 3 and I go bed

You sound like an alcoholic.

My son calls me one cos I drink seven days a week.
I tell him just wait until you are married and have kids.
My son is a grade A **** btw.

 

[Tobes]

Back on topic.

Anyone else piss in the sink when they can't be arsed to go upstairs?
I call it the downstairs toilet.

I tend to use the downstairs toilet myself like.

 

[Tobes]

You sound like an alcoholic.

My son calls me one cos I drink seven days a week.
I tell him just wait until you are married and have kids.
My son is a grade A **** btw.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

I tend to use the downstairs toilet myself like.

The kitchen sink?

I'm a ****in northerner, we don't have fancy arced downstairs toilets.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

There must be some other ****ers on here who piss in the sink!
Come on guise, I'm a friend, you can tell me!

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Should we rename this thread? Jesus, I **** in the sink every other night.

 

[luvgonzo]

@Tobes 1/2 bottle left.

 

[Diego]

There must be some other ****ers on here who piss in the sink!
Come on guise, I'm a friend, you can tell me!

Do you take the plates out first?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Yeah that's decent with a mixer, try the stuff I recommended on a special occasion or something, lovely as it is.

They've got the Plantation 3year old.

Any good?

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

,

Do you take the plates out first?

I have a dishwasher for plates.

 

[luvgonzo]

They've got the Plantation 3year old.

Any good?

Haven't tried.

 

[Tobes]

@Schlem Boogerman wins the drunk thread for Saturday.

Competition reopens this afternoon when the clock strikes BBQ.

 

[Sweats]

I think I’m still drunk. Lost the power of speech last night.

 

[Tobes]

I think I’m still drunk. Lost the power of speech last night.

Never a good sign when you lose speech tbh, I’m guessing the loss of full leg function accompanied this?

 

[luvgonzo]

Looks like I got through 7 beers and a 1/4 bottle of rum. (I was sharing the rum and half is fine) I feel fine ish.

 

[luvgonzo]

The house was a mess just taken a solid hour to get it sorted.

 

[Tobes]

Looks like I got through 7 beers and a 1/4 bottle of rum. (I was sharing the rum and half is fine) I feel fine ish.

A decent effort, but I suspect it’s amateurish compared to what Sweats put away.

 

[Tobes]

The house was a mess just taken a solid hour to get it sorted.

I’ve been sat in the garden drinking coffee and listening to bird song, not drinking has some advantages I suppose, Sunday mornings being one of them.

 

[Libby]

I’ve been sat in the garden drinking coffee and listening to bird song, not drinking has some advantages I suppose, Sunday mornings being one of them.

Love being up early on Sundays with a nice clear head, especially days like today.