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The Drunk Thread

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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Back on topic.

    Anyone else piss in the sink when they can't be arsed to go upstairs?
    I call it the downstairs toilet.
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

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    You sound like an alcoholic.

    My son calls me one cos I drink seven days a week.
    I tell him just wait until you are married and have kids.
    My son is a grade A **** btw.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    I tend to use the downstairs toilet myself like.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

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    The kitchen sink?

    I'm a ****in northerner, we don't have fancy arced downstairs toilets.
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

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    There must be some other ****ers on here who piss in the sink!
    Come on guise, I'm a friend, you can tell me!
     
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  7. Schlem Boogerman

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    Should we rename this thread? Jesus, I **** in the sink every other night.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    Do you take the plates out first?
     
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  10. They've got the Plantation 3year old.

    Any good?
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

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    ,
    I have a dishwasher for plates.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

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    Haven't tried.
     
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  13. Tobes

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    @Schlem Boogerman wins the drunk thread for Saturday.

    Competition reopens this afternoon when the clock strikes BBQ.
     
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  14. Sweats

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    I think I’m still drunk. Lost the power of speech last night.
     
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    Never a good sign when you lose speech tbh, I’m guessing the loss of full leg function accompanied this?
     
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  16. luvgonzo

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    Looks like I got through 7 beers and a 1/4 bottle of rum. (I was sharing the rum and half is fine) I feel fine ish.
     
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    The house was a mess just taken a solid hour to get it sorted.
     
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  18. Tobes

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    A decent effort, but I suspect it’s amateurish compared to what Sweats put away.
     
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  19. Tobes

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    I’ve been sat in the garden drinking coffee and listening to bird song, not drinking has some advantages I suppose, Sunday mornings being one of them.
     
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  20. Libby

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    Love being up early on Sundays with a nice clear head, especially days like today.
     
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