The David Cameron hatred thread.

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goldie

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DAVID CAMERON was visiting a Scottish primary school and he visited one of the classes.



They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr.Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

A little boy stood up and offered: 'If ma best freen, wha lives on a fairm, is playin' in the field an' a tractor rins ower him and kills him, that wid be a 'tragedy.' '

'No', said David - 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a skale bus kerryin' fufty children drove ower a cliff, killing a'b'dy inside, that wid be a tragedy'

'I'm afraid not', explained David - 'that's what we would call a 'great loss'' .

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. David searched the room.

'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally, at the back of the room, wee Johnny raised his hand...

In a quiet voice he said:

'If a plane kerryin' you and Mr.Clegg wis struck by a 'freendly fire' missile & blawn tae smithereens, that wid be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed David. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'


'Weel,' says wee Johnny 'it his tae be a tragedy, because it certainly widnae be a great loss.....
and it probably widnae be a f***ing accident either!
 
Agent Bruce said:
Been around for quite a while, just a name change thing.
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Gutted I am still striving for a good rating. I guess I'm just an insignificant member.

Being the most hated is more insignificant than nothing I guess.
 
PMSL, never heard any version of that before!

PS, although I'm a Civil Servant living on a low wage for the last 13 years on the promise that my low wage would be counter-acted by being able to retire a couple of years early and just manage to have a pension that was slightly above the poverty threshhold, I can honestly say that despite Cameron carrying on the Tory tradition of putting the peasants in their place and making sure that the last 13 years of my life on said low wage have been for nothing as my pension will be worth less than the benefits I will have to claim and I'll have to work till I drop and pay twice as much for the priveladge.................... I do not HATE Cameron, I just live in hope that someone rams his heed reet up Mike Ashleys arse where he can suffocate in his natural enviroment <ok>
 
You can polish a turd all you want, but Cameron and this Tory Government have really shown themselves to be the scumbags they really are in the last month!
 
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