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Hoddle Is A God said:
Wrong.

I am banned from only the Arsenal and 'Pool boards, the two biggest bell-ended boards on this site.

I was briefly banned from the Chelsea board, but after Skiddy was sent packing on a forced vacation by his own, I was taken back with open arms. That board has never been the same since Skiddy and that twat, Robbie123 (that's about as far as the idiot can count, by the way), ruled their board like a couple incredibly dense and ****witted Kray twins, despite Bodi's best and noble efforts.

By the looks of things, Pixie, it would seem that you have succeeded in turning your board in to a desert, too. It was only a matter of time. Will your own do the decent thing and send you packing?



Wrong.

You are walking into some massive wum ****-ups, today!

I attempted a coup and was placed under temporary house arrest. There never was a ban.




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Your obsession with me is bizarre and disturbing, but understandable. You see in me what you would wish for in yourself but know you can never attain.

That has made you bitter and twisted, and somewhat unhinged. It used to scare me a little, but I have learned to land you with a bigger, safer net. It pisses you off, which is why you keep biting, and it isn't so much that I net you, these days, as opposed to putting the net out for you to leap in to, which you do with monotonous regularity.



So asserts the biggest bell-end after Skiddy!
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You couldn't make this up!
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Wow, another 2am rant <laugh>

[HASHTAG]#rattledasfuck[/HASHTAG]
 
More bellend for your buck in this one though <laugh>

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Ginger Marks said:
:mad:now you've gone and walked into another self made Wum fcuk up Gimp!
Ok I'm calling you out on this one but first we will dispense with a few of the Gimp misconceptions. Wum fcuk up nomber one; Robbie is not called 123. He's known as Robbie 202 It seems that you're the stupid twat that can't count but he was one of a long line of regular posters that despised you breaking up every thread with your the partner in crime Ensil.

Wum fcuk up number two; you were banned permanently whilst I was in residence as moderator.
Wum fcuk up number three and the biggest of the rest was I had to resign for personal reasons and the weight of work but for this I call on @Bodinki to clarify your claims that I was forced/ sacked or removed otherwise.

I ran a poll for my successor although it was a close call between a few I always knew Bodinki would make a good moderator which has been the case.

So now we will wait for @Bodinki to tell the tale how it really was thus proving your six years of butt hurt at my hands has left you bitter a twisted. Having your arse handed back to you on a daily basis must have taught you that lies and fabricated bullshit that you spin will always catch you out.

You couldn't make this up!
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Wow!

I really got to you, didn't I, Skiddy?
 
Ginger Marks said:
Ps. But @Bodinki will prove my point...
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It is tragically sad that you have to beg another poster to come to your rescue, Skiddy.

It doesn't matter what Bodi says publicly, because I know for a fact that, behind closed doors he knows you to be a twat. Every self-respecting Chelsea fan who visited this site was utterly embarrassed by both you and Robbie123. They still are.

The only reason that Bodi managed to get any kind of pulse back into the Chelsea board corpse (and it is far from being completely alive, at the moment), is because you did the decent thing and ****ed off for a while. Since you've been back, the revival has taken yet another kick in the bollocks.

Can you not see that you are the kiss of death to the Chelsea board, Skiddy?
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
It is tragically sad that you have to beg another poster to come to your rescue, Skiddy.

It doesn't matter what Bodi says publicly, because I know for a fact that, behind closed doors he knows you to be a twat. Every self-respecting Chelsea fan who visited this site was utterly embarrassed by both you and Robbie123. They still are.

The only reason that Bodi managed to get any kind of pulse back into the Chelsea board (and it is far from being completely alive, at the moment), is because you did the decent thing and ****ed off for a while. Since you've been back, the revival has taken yet another kick in the bollocks.

Can you not see that you are the kiss of death to the Chelsea board, Skiddy?
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Give it up you bell end he put you to bed years ago, grow up and get over yourself uou utter knob jockey.
 
King Ossie64 said:
...uou utter knob jockey.
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Still illiterate, I see, Gary.

Actually, I must apologise to Skiddy for a very substantial oversight on my part. I thought that there were only two twats who conspired to destroy the Chelsea board, whereas in fact there were three. You, Skiddy and Robbie123 were The Three Stooges (although without their level of wit and sophistication).

I'd ask you if you are proud of what you helped to do to your board, Gary, but I know that you are too dense to understand that you did anything wrong.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Still illiterate, I see, Gary.

Actually, I must apologise to Skiddy for a very substantial oversight on my part. I thought that there were only two twats who conspired to destroy the Chelsea board, whereas in fact there were three. You, Skiddy and Robbie123 were The Three Stooges (although without their level of wit and sophistication).

I'd ask you if you are proud of what you helped to do to your board, Gary, but I know that you are too dense to understand that you did anything wrong.
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Dont apologise mate i see the chelsea boards flourished since youve found a new idiots status on the premiership board.
 
King Ossie64 said:
...i see the chelsea boards flourished since ...
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Stop right there, Gary!

No, mate. The Chelsea board hasn't flourished since you and the other two Stooges destroyed - what used to be - one of the best boards on this site. Bodi has certainly managed to get a pulse into its corpse, but I doubt we will ever see it walk again.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
 
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King Ossie64 said:
God youve even managed to **** that up too. <doh>
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A square-bracket out of place, and it sends you in to a rage, Gary! You need to grow a pair, son.

Anyway, now that I have corrected the mistake, people are going to look at your post and think you are a ****wit. Knowing that has got to hurt?
 
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