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I was trying to strike a balance between the two.

 

I think the only thing on strike here is your brain.

 

That wouldn't be the first time you've ****ed it up and got it wrong, Skiddy.

 

I think if you read back you'll see where you fcuked up but as words fail you I doubt it will dawn on you.

 

Arsenal 1 v 2 Watford

The defeat for Arsenal means they drop down to third. They are behind Tottenham on goal difference and are currently nine points behind leaders Chelsea.

Is this to be another what might have been season for the Gunners?

(BBC Football Live commentary)

Well, to be honest, I think we all know the answer to that one, eh, lads!

Arsenal trounced on their own turf by lowly Watford! That's what the World's most expensive tickets in footy buys you!

Dreadful stuff.

 

Sunderland 0 V Spuds 0

Yet another massive bottle job by the Spuds despite 73% possession and 14 shots on goal. A BBC spokesman said 'Spuds lack the depth of squad to be title challengers whereas Chelsea & Liverpool can bring on players such as Pedro & Sturridge the Spud bench looks thin on the ground'.

Poncetto still doesn't seem to know his best eleven as the tinker man botched up another team selection. Weak up front one wonders where the goals will come from? Having called this result correct I think they will be lucky to secure 1 point from their next two games.

By a similar measure Arsenal with game stats similar the the Sunderland game at least managed a goal in their narrow home defeat. All in all a dismal day for the two alleged challengers having a rare chance to narrow the massive gap at the top.

Thank you.

 

Arsenal's loss on their own turf to Watford is "similar" to Spurs' draw 270 miles from home, against a dogged Sunderland who are fighting for their Premiership survival...


You have just confirmed your status as the biggest ****wit on this entire site, Skiddy!

 

I see the socks gone off line gimp strange that don't ya think? I think if you read the post instead of an attempt at third rate wummery score pointing you'd see I was talking about the stats of both games were similar but they scored and you didn't.

What part of that didn't you understand? Now you've made yet another self made wum fcuk up......you don't come here for the bantz do you son.

 

...and they lost and we didn't!

So much for your stats, Skiddy!

Stop making ****witted posts. If all you can think are stupid things to say, don't say anything. That way, no one will know you are a ****wit.

 

All I stated was the stats were similar you waded in without digesting the comment and have made yourself looking an utter twat....but hey you do that all the time.

 

Just to make you look a bigger twat I've posted the similar stats, now go back and read the post I made in post #2726......I'll wait here for your apology.

 

Dum de dum de dum.

 

"Arsenal look a little bit shell-shocked at the moment, Chelsea are beginning to really take control of this game."

"When Arsenal do have a spell with the ball they look vulnerable on the counter."

"Arsenal are creaking like an 18th century staircase."

"If my contact lenses are accurate, Arsenal (right) have not yet touched the ball in the Chelsea area."

"Only one side looks like scoring the next goal. They wear blue." Ouch!

(Some of the hilarious first-half comments on BBC Football Live, Chelsea v Arsenal)

 

Actually, The Goons should be level. Free header - straight at Courtois.

 

That isn't how wummery works, though, NSIS, mate.

 

"Their full-backs just haven't turned up today - much like the rest of the team."

"Arsenal look like they can be got at."

"Why on earth did Koscielny decide to lose all his defending instincts and turn his back on Hazard at the crucial time?!"

(More great classic quotes from BBC Football Live commentary)

 

"Fabregas almost looks embarrassed at how easy that was."

(BBC Football Live commentary, as Chelsea go 3 up against Arsenal)

 

One Arsenal fan holds a sign saying 'enough is enough, time to go.' He's not talking about his own dash to make public transport. He's focusing on Arsene Wenger.

(BBC Football Live commentary)

What do you Gooners think about that? I suspect most of you agree with that sentiment, yeah?

 

That was wummery? id give up if I was you.

 

...and yet here you are getting netted for the umpteenth time, Skiddy!


Please, get out of the pond, I want to catch something more challenging, you old trout!