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Hoddle is a god
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A metaphor by its very nature, can stand for anything! Why are you two bozos even attempting to argue about this?
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Hoddle is a god
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Well, Bambi does come across as Pixie's right-hand man. So, you say that Pixie is in love with his right-hand, which is exactly what we've all always suspected.
HIAGs out of his depth again. A metaphor expresses a figurative theme to describe a similarity, whereas an analogy uses a literal example to describe a similarity. So for example: you repeatedly touching the electric fence
to see if it's still live is an analogy for you repeatedly making the same mistakes during your inability to see when you're being wummed. Whereas you being likened to the Village idiot is the metaphor for the behaviour that the analogy describes.
I guess you sitting on your right hand to make it go numb has the same effect as when you use the dummy's hands
.. I think you are feeling a little unloved ... your emotions unravelling like a missed stitch ... so to cheer you up
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So for example: you repeatedly touching the electric fence
to see if it's still live is an analogy for you repeatedly making the same mistakes during your inability to see when you're being wummed. Whereas you being likened to the Village idiot is the metaphor for the behaviour that the analogy describes.
What the flying fcuk has any of that got to do with the price of fish?
Is this your Eric Cantona "the seagull follows the trawler" phase?
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Arsenal 1 v 2 Watford
(FA Cup Quarter Final)
Well, lads. As some of you might have noticed, I've not posted all weekend. That's because I have been think-tanking with business partners on a massive property deal.
Anyway, as a result of that, I missed most of the football, and I have just been catching up.
Obviously, we beat Villa - that was a given, and I am glad that, on the whole, most of the usual suspects stayed away from attempting to wum the mighty Spurs. I was disappointed that some twat couldn't resist it (he knows who he is), and I have, quite rightly, "owned" him.
The most shocking result of the weekend, however, has got to be Arsenal getting slaughtered by Watford on their own turf. This is the the team that Pixie has predicted will beat Barca by 3 clear goals at the Nou Camp (no, please, don't laugh! he is entitled to his opinion). The soiling we all feel over this result is going to pale into utter insignificance to the Royal humping that Wenger's lame ducks are going to suffer at the hands of Barca. I genuinely fear for them (although, I will find it in my heart to laugh my cock off when they are put to the sword).
(FA Cup Quarter Final)
Well, lads. As some of you might have noticed, I've not posted all weekend. That's because I have been think-tanking with business partners on a massive property deal.
Anyway, as a result of that, I missed most of the football, and I have just been catching up.
Obviously, we beat Villa - that was a given, and I am glad that, on the whole, most of the usual suspects stayed away from attempting to wum the mighty Spurs. I was disappointed that some twat couldn't resist it (he knows who he is), and I have, quite rightly, "owned" him.
The most shocking result of the weekend, however, has got to be Arsenal getting slaughtered by Watford on their own turf. This is the the team that Pixie has predicted will beat Barca by 3 clear goals at the Nou Camp (no, please, don't laugh! he is entitled to his opinion). The soiling we all feel over this result is going to pale into utter insignificance to the Royal humping that Wenger's lame ducks are going to suffer at the hands of Barca. I genuinely fear for them (although, I will find it in my heart to laugh my cock off when they are put to the sword).
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Hoddle is a god
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The Hammers are also interested in England and Arsenal international Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 22, plotting a £15m bid for the midfielder.
(Brentwood Gazette)
£15m to go to West Ham!
(Brentwood Gazette)
£15m to go to West Ham!
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Arsene Wenger is determined to stay on as Arsenal manager - and has targeted Southampton midfielder Victor Wanyama, 24, and Real Madrid midfielderToni Kroos, 26, as he plans to rebuild his squad. (Daily Mirror)
Even Pixie will despair at this news.
Even Pixie will despair at this news.
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England should sign up Canadian pop star Justin Bieber to record their Euro 2016 song, says Arsenal defender Calum Chambers. (London Evening Standard)
Arsene Wenger is determined to stay on as Arsenal manager - and has targeted Southampton midfielder Victor Wanyama, 24, and Real Madrid midfielderToni Kroos, 26, as he plans to rebuild his squad. (Daily Mirror)
Even Pixie will despair at this news.
Wanyama and Kroos would be great signings.
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...who Wenger will completely suck the soul out of and turn them into plodders.
That is what Wenger does, these days.
That is what Wenger does, these days.
Ouch.
That's cruel HIAG but true. Wenger has ruined many young players in the past decade.
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