
One of the classic mistakes that a ****wit always makes is that he forgets that the people he is showing off to are far, far cleverer than he is and can actually remember what the muppet writes!
Pixie suffers from this peculiar amnesia far more than most of the other muppets on this board. It's probably the reason behind his continually leaping into my net, time after time, even without me having to cast a line.
That's a simple one, PNP...
Pixie's obsession with me is all-consuming, so much so that he simply does not have it in him to admit he is wrong even when the evidence is tattooed on his forehead.
It is sad, but I have come to live with it, much as someone who lives with an elderly relative who continually ****s their keks. It stinks like Hell, but you know they cannot help themselves, and you carry on the best you can.