The Cricket Thread

We're about 15 runs behind, and one wicket too many lost.

If we'd dealt with Walter and Dale earlier, we'd have been right on track.

 

Well thank heavens for Cartwright.

 

We need at least 125 really to give our bowlers a chance.

 

What a horrid innings. Pathetic.

 

Retire him out.

 

Oh no need, didn't realise he actually managed to nick that one.

 

He is awful

 

Needs a 3 or 4 wicket haul to even justify his selection.

 

Well, on the plus side Cartwright could be big for Hants against Durham.

 

Not sure I want him anywhere near the ball tbh. I can see Fire putting him into the river.

 

Thank god for Cartwright

 

Brilliant hitting.

 

3! Perfect. Free hit here for Jordan.

 

NO! NO! Not a single. FFS.

 

We need Cartwright facing the final 5. Please hope he doesn't get out to Payne first.

 

Braindead cricket.

 

Jordan should have done that off the 90th ball, not the 91st.

 

Good stuff. Now take down the last 5 please.

 

Again. Braindead cricket.

 

Brilliant from Cartwright. ****ing diabolical from everyone else.