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Who is the funniest?

  • BruceysBeak

  • Cyprussyd

  • Malbranqueslastfag

  • AmsterdamRoger

  • Your Choice

Results are only viewable after voting.
amsterdam roger said:
It was the funeral of Big BruciesBeak from the comedians page, the most arrogant man
in the district. As his coffin passed into the church, one of
the spectators turned to the other and said, “I can’t believe
Big John’s in there, the coffin looks so small.”
“Oh that’s easy to explain,” came the reply, “once they let all
the bullshit out of him, he fitted perfectly.”


If at first you dont suceed treat em like a mag, and come out fighting.
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There once was a fella called Roger,
The man was a reet salad dodger.
He was so big and round,
That his moobs touched the ground,
And he fired hazelnuts from his todger...

Don't even ask....
 
Well, if we need to make speaches and beg for votes, I can beg.

BB, loads of money, DJ, in travel industry, man of the people, bollicks......no vote

Roger, lives abroad (tax exile) swears a lot, man of the people, never.

Malbranque fella, never heard of him.

The main man, man of the people, dog lover, used to pay his taxes, satisfier of all(sexually),man of the people, I AM THE ****ING PEOPLE.
VOTE FOR CYPRUS
 
cyprussydsafc said:
Well, if we need to make speaches and beg for votes, I can beg.

BB, loads of money, DJ, in travel industry, man of the people, bollicks......no vote

Roger, lives abroad (tax exile) swears a lot, man of the people, never.

Malbranque fella, never heard of him.

The main man, man of the people, dog lover, used to pay his taxes, satisfier of all(sexually),man of the people, I AM THE ****ING PEOPLE.
VOTE FOR CYPRUS[/Q



Syd you can have my sympathy vote.
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cyprussydsafc said:
Well, if we need to make speaches and beg for votes, I can beg.

BB, loads of money, DJ, in travel industry, man of the people, bollicks......no vote

Roger, lives abroad (tax exile) swears a lot, man of the people, never.

Malbranque fella, never heard of him.

The main man, man of the people, dog lover, used to pay his taxes, satisfier of all(sexually),man of the people, I AM THE ****ING PEOPLE.
VOTE FOR CYPRUS
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Ha.

So me and Rog are penalised for being moderately successful and not having a slightly worrying relationship with a k9??

Hmmm.

:)
 
Two MACKEMS are talking in the pub and one turns to the
other, saying, “Now, BB, if I should die first, will you pour
a bottle of the finest malt whisky over my grave?”
“That I will,” says BB, “but do you mind if it goes through
my kidneys first?”
 
cyprussydsafc said:
I am the only one who still lives amongst his people, ****ing divorces did that, so I am the one to vote for, but nobody is. Common bastards
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Hey,

For all i live in Newcastle, this whole building is rammed full of Mackems (and chinese, admittedly), there's a good squad of us leave here on a matchday.

I'm not aware of a single Geordie living in the building, how peculiar is that.

I'm sure there is a few like... Or maybe they live in the cheap bits....
 
amsterdam roger said:
Two MACKEMS are talking in the pub and one turns to the
other, saying, “Now, BB, if I should die first, will you pour
a bottle of the finest malt whisky over my grave?”
“That I will,” says BB, “but do you mind if it goes through
my kidneys first?”
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How many Rogers does it take to change a lightbulb?

'**** that i'm busy swearing and boning hookers'

Said Roger ;)
 
BruceysBeak said:
Hey,

For all i live in Newcastle, this whole building is rammed full of Mackems (and chinese, admittedly), there's a good squad of us leave here on a matchday.

I'm not aware of a single Geordie living in the building, how peculiar is that.

I'm sure there is a few like... Or maybe they live in the cheap bits....
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They are there most mornings, empty the bins, hoover the carpets
 
BruceysBeak said:
Hey,

For all i live in Newcastle, this whole building is rammed full of Mackems (and chinese, admittedly), there's a good squad of us leave here on a matchday.

I'm not aware of a single Geordie living in the building, how peculiar is that.

I'm sure there is a few like... Or maybe they live in the cheap bits....
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Yeah, the ones with no sinks, baths and showers..
 
It was the day of the the Arsenal match to
London. After half an hour on the coach, Syd had to
get up to go to the toilet. On the way back to his seat, the bus
lurched and he was thrown onto the lap of an old woman,
accidentally putting his hand on her huge breast as he tried
to save himself.
“I’m so very sorry,” he stammered, “but if your heart is as
big as your breast, I’ll see you in heaven.”
She replied, “Oh no, Syd, if your willy’s as hard as I think it
is, I’ll see you in the hotel.”
 
amsterdam roger said:
It was the day of the the Arsenal match to
London. After half an hour on the coach, Syd had to
get up to go to the toilet. On the way back to his seat, the bus
lurched and he was thrown onto the lap of an old woman,
accidentally putting his hand on her huge breast as he tried
to save himself.
“I’m so very sorry,” he stammered, “but if your heart is as
big as your breast, I’ll see you in heaven.”
She replied, “Oh no, Syd, if your willy’s as hard as I think it
is, I’ll see you in the hotel.”
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we won 2-1 that day
 
What does an 20-year-old skunk lass have between her knees
that a 20-year-old makem lass doesn’t?
Her nipples.
 
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