Best thing about Christmas is that you can have a drink at 0930 and nobody looks at you pityingly. 
Off Topic The Christmas Thread
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Sent that to a fella I know in Stockport.... there was absolutely no need for his response... LOL...
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Well just got a full refund , on the downside an old man has probably just lost some income next Xmas, … but still, good news about the refund - let’s focus on that
Its that time of year again - all these goodies are gonna be turned into the best Xmas cake ever, it'll be given a tot of brandy every week until Xmas Eve when someone will have a slice covered in butter and a slab of crumbly Wensleydale cheese.
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Mrs Two does Christmas trees for six or seven people, so when it comes to do ours last she's always knackered, it takes her two or three days to do ours. This year ours is going up for November 1st, and bollocks to what anyone thinks of that.
My g'daughter would have hers up now, she has a tree in every room + a 'lit up' magnolia tree in the back garden!
Don't give Mrs Two ideas, two trees in the living room, garland, wreath, wreath on front door, tree at top of the stairs, and one in the granddaughters bedroom for when she stays over. Christmas themed chocolate station in the kitchen, and lights all around the front and back garden.
Cannot stand the bloody thing (Christmas)
Away to Vietnam and Thailand mid December until early January.
Those are both Buddhist countries so not mention of the bloody thing .
Take my firestick no worries watching city .
plenty of days out , lots of sunshine what’s not too like .
Away to Vietnam and Thailand mid December until early January.
Those are both Buddhist countries so not mention of the bloody thing .
Take my firestick no worries watching city .
plenty of days out , lots of sunshine what’s not too like .
I'm sure it'll be very nice but you won't escape christmas, they'll put it on for the tourists.
what age did the Santa Bomsbshell happen for your kids?
mine is 7 nearly 8 and shes quite intelligent, she believes for now but dont think it will be long.
my wife wants to do that stupid elf thing this year ( also have a son whos 5 )
i worry this will be the thing that starts to break the illusion, i dont think she will fall for this elf twat coming to life every night and i worry this facade will be the start of the whole thing beginning to unravel.
mine is 7 nearly 8 and shes quite intelligent, she believes for now but dont think it will be long.
my wife wants to do that stupid elf thing this year ( also have a son whos 5 )
i worry this will be the thing that starts to break the illusion, i dont think she will fall for this elf twat coming to life every night and i worry this facade will be the start of the whole thing beginning to unravel.
my kids were 11/12 when the Santa magic stopped, enjoy it while you can. Christmas just isn’t the same now
My daughter was 7 months old when the Santa illusion was shattered. Around came her first Christmas morning and I hurried downstairs with her and BOOM.
No presents.
I was, like, **** there really is no Santa, I should have bought the ****ing presents!!!
i over think it, like it does my head in that loads of places do breakfast with Santa on xmas evemy kids were 11/12 when the Santa magic stopped, enjoy it while you can. Christmas just isn’t the same now
the one day a year hes ****ing busy, he doesnt have time to mess about having breakfast with everybody
part of me thinks kids always know and just play along with it all