A good job you didn't use Stan Jablonski's roll call catchphrase.Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find
Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases
It may be the season of loving and giving, but doctors have warned against embracing this spirit too enthusiastically – at least where sexual relations are concerned. They have discovered that the Christmas period is associated with a significantly increased risk of penile fractures – a medical emergency in which the erection-producing regions of the penis snap, usually as a result of forceful bending during over-enthusiastic sexual intercourse.
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Sorry about that…
How's the Llama doing?
I’ll pack her…How's the Llama doing?
I’ll pack her…
Reminds me of another joke about a Jamaican gentleman and his wife's name Wendy, not to be repeated here!boom boom! You are basil brush & I claim the £5
Do the old gag
my wife has just gone to the West Indies…..
Jamaica?
Reminds me of another joke about a Jamaican gentleman and his wife's name Wendy, not to be repeated here!
Noboom boom! You are basil brush & I claim the £5
Do the old gag
my wife has just gone to the West Indies…..
Jamaica?
Still playing for Brighton then? Could do with mowing the pitch !A Llama?
Ding Dong....
Told it if it didn’t cheer up Alpaca in.How's the Llama doing?