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  1. originalminority

    originalminority Well-Known Member

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    originalminority, Dec 20, 2023
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  2. Charon

    Charon Well-Known Member

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    Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find
    Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases

    It may be the season of loving and giving, but doctors have warned against embracing this spirit too enthusiastically – at least where sexual relations are concerned. They have discovered that the Christmas period is associated with a significantly increased risk of penile fractures – a medical emergency in which the erection-producing regions of the penis snap, usually as a result of forceful bending during over-enthusiastic sexual intercourse.

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    Charon, Dec 20, 2023
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  3. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    As Xmas night out and parties abound...

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    Ron Burguvdy, Dec 20, 2023
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    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    A good job you didn't use Stan Jablonski's roll call catchphrase. :emoticon-0125-mmm:


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    TwoWrights, Dec 20, 2023
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  5. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Yeah
    Sorry about that…
     
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    dennisboothstash, Dec 20, 2023
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  6. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    How's the Llama doing?
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Dec 20, 2023
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    Paul Jewitt, Dec 20, 2023
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  8. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    DMD, Dec 20, 2023
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  9. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    I’ll pack her…
     
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    dennisboothstash, Dec 20, 2023
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  10. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    boom boom! You are basil brush & I claim the £5
    Do the old gag
    my wife has just gone to the West Indies…..
    Jamaica?
     
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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger, Dec 20, 2023
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  11. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    A Llama?
    Ding Dong....
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Dec 20, 2023
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    LeftSaidFred Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of another joke about a Jamaican gentleman and his wife's name Wendy, not to be repeated here!
     
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    LeftSaidFred, Dec 20, 2023
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    Gone For A Walk, Dec 20, 2023
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    Have a nice day
     
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    Paul Jewitt, Dec 20, 2023
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  15. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    No
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    …hang on. That might not be right?
     
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    dennisboothstash, Dec 20, 2023
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Stupid and childish

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    Tee hee
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Dec 20, 2023
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  17. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    IMG_1518.jpeg He's cuming...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Dec 20, 2023
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    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Still playing for Brighton then? Could do with mowing the pitch !

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    tigerscanada, Dec 21, 2023
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    Told it if it didn’t cheer up Alpaca in.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Dec 21, 2023
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    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Ron Burguvdy, Dec 22, 2023
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