Off Topic The Christmas Thread

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Been and picked up a Christmas prezzy I bought for myself. I’ve been a really good boy this year but still santa didn’t get me what I wanted..
I’ve looked up the game, 25,109 attended
0-0 was the result but over 25,000 supporters only 3 years after a world war, brilliant.. what we’d give for 25k these days… hopefully soon !!!!!
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Been and picked up a Christmas prezzy I bought for myself. I’ve been a really good boy this year but still santa didn’t get me what I wanted..
I’ve looked up the game, 25,109 attended
0-0 was the result but over 25,000 supporters only 3 years after a world war, brilliant.. what we’d give for 25k these days… hopefully soon !!!!!
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My husband was there as he went to every home match from the opening of Boothferry Park until he failed to get a ticket for the Manchester Utd 6th round FA cup match in Feb. 1949.

Valentines Day and his mum's birthday- also a significant day for us as VD in 1968 was the day we first met at a party in South Africa.
Six months later I had divorced and married him in Australia.
 
My husband was there as he went to every home match from the opening of Boothferry Park until he failed to get a ticket for the Manchester Utd 6th round FA cup match in Feb. 1949.

Valentines Day and his mum's birthday- also a significant day for us as VD in 1968 was the day we first met at a party in South Africa.
Six months later I had divorced and married him in Australia.
Wow that’s brilliant thank you for sharing…
 
Page 11 in today’s Hull daily fail is a story about a man furious that a set of 3 pans wasn’t delivered for Christmas as it was a present for his wife, Hermes didn’t deliver the em on time..
My mrs has just had me in stitches, she said
“ I’d of put those ****ing pans over your head if that was my Christmas present or paid Hermes not to bring them “ lol. She can be very funny on the odd occasion, in between moaning at me but honestly I am not brave enough to buy her pans for Christmas……..
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When I saw that I thought there's a brave idiot. Who in their right mind would advertise how ****ing stupid they are and embarrass his wife to the public.
 
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Page 11 in today’s Hull daily fail is a story about a man furious that a set of 3 pans wasn’t delivered for Christmas as it was a present for his wife, Hermes didn’t deliver the em on time..
My mrs has just had me in stitches, she said
“ I’d of put those ****ing pans over your head if that was my Christmas present or paid Hermes not to bring them “ lol. She can be very funny on the odd occasion, in between moaning at me but honestly I am not brave enough to buy her pans for Christmas……..
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My wife said, "but what if she wanted pans?". She's a good lass, who is now going to get pans for her birthday.
 
I got my mrs a dyson one xmas

well ex mrs

My Missus asked for Dyson this Christmas.

"Aye, no worries", I said. "Order it yourself and pay out of my account".


Job done...



Bleedin' duplicitous madam.



Dyson hair straighteners.



Four hundred ****ing notes!



It's not as if she's ****ing Crystal Tips either.


Her hairs' ****ing straight as it is.




I don't know what the world's coming to, I really don't.