Off Topic The Christmas Thread

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originallambrettaman said:
I think DPD's drivers are doing their Christmas shopping in my cartons, they've had it away with seven jackets and a pair of trousers so far this week, £650 worth.

Thieving bastards.
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They left a card at my daughters saying which neighbour they’d left something with…only there isn’t even a house on the street with the number they claimed and the photo was carefully blurred to be unrecognisable and wasn’t of it being delivered anyway.
 
Chazz Rheinhold said:
Kids keeping asking me if I want a dressing gown for Christmas

never had one never seen the need

Are you lot dressing gown wearers ?
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I have and It's actually a City one. I don't buy merchandise, it was a present after it all went sour with Allams. I did have to think long and hard about wearing it, but as it was't my money, guessed it would be ok. I have had to have a chat with daughter that presents need to be ethically sourced in future.
It is actually ok. I have to make sure the black stripes are strategically placed so skid marks don't show.
 
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We now have to come home early from Spain as mrs mop is terrified about possible changes to travelling back after Christmas, also our daughter has just got covid so she wants to be home to help. We had a turkey dinner yesterday, my poor old son in law has to do 2 Christmas dinners now lol. He said yesterday oh **** I haven’t got any lemons for the turkey then realised he has 4 bushes/ trees of them so just walked outside and picked 2. We exchanged prezzies etc, great day. Mind I now will have 2 Christmas dinners as we’re having it at my lads Christmas Day… norm’s gonna be a fat lad this year lol….
 
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Red top reader said:
We now have to come home early from Spain as mrs mop is terrified about possible changes to travelling back after Christmas, also our daughter has just got covid so she wants to be home to help. We had a turkey dinner yesterday, my poor old son in law has to do 2 Christmas dinners now lol. He said yesterday oh **** I haven’t got any lemons for the turkey then realised he has 4 bushes/ trees of them so just walked outside and picked 2. We exchanged prezzies etc, great day. Mind I now will have 2 Christmas dinners as we’re having it at my lads Christmas Day… norm’s gonna be a fat lad this year lol….
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Bet your wife keeps well away from the shower, Norman. :emoticon-0100-smile
 
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Went into Miguel’s this morning for my final full english, went to toilet and saw this…if they think I’m picking up my crap and throwing it in the bin they have another thing coming !!!! Mind you my logs might block the bugger lol….
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Red top reader said:
Went into Miguel’s this morning for my final full english, went to toilet and saw this…if they think I’m picking up my crap and throwing it in the bin they have another thing coming !!!! Mind you my logs might block the bugger lol….
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That's put me off my tea!
 
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