Thoughts with the residents of East and West Cowick AGAIN.... flood defences given way ... as if their year couldn't get any worse.... many have only just got back in their homes form the flooding last year...
I’ve had jobs where drug-taking and workplace sex was a regular occurrence, but that’s mortuaries for you.
Oooh old joke excuse. Young lad gets a job in the mortuary. He's doing okay, and when the coroner got called away, he asked the lad to hold the fort. When he got back, he asked the young lad how he'd got on. "Oh fine he said, I did the autopsy on that blond lass there, and she died from drowning". "How did you work that out?" asks the coroner, "Ah, he said, there was a prawn in her fanny". "You pillock" says the coroner, "that's her clitoris". "Sorry" says the lad, "but it tasted like one".