You could 'empower' her to do them herself, showing your non-binary-gender-orientated prejudices... I regularly use this approach and almost posted a photo in the shed-thread of the shed I recently empowered my *wife to build. (obviously in a none possessive union)
Have you tried a projector Xmas light set up? I haven’t but my best mate swears by them. It’s literally a 2 minute job to set up.
Impossible to get hold of round here. Loads more homes are lit up this year. My effort has pleased the missus and that’s all I need.
Genial Harry Grout was actually only in three episodes of porridge! How memorable are those appearances
Right, think of a Christmas song. You got it clear in your mind? How long ago do you think it was released? Clue, today is a milestone.... On this day in Slade history...47 years ago... December 7th 1973, Slade released 'Merry Xmas Everybody'. It reached number 1 in the UK singles chart, and (on first release) remained in the chart for nine weeks. To date, Slade's Christmas classic has now been in the UK singles chart for an amazing 100 weeks!