The Christmas Thread

[Edelman]

Then he's a ****. Real men have a Nebuchadnezzar for breakfast

What's that ?

 

[Edelman]

Chrimbo deckies before December? Poor show, ponders old bean, damned poor show.

Bugger off Eboneezer

 

[Edelman]

Mate !
I think we need to insert some festive cheer into these posters

 

[Gambol]

Then he's a ****. Real men have a Nebuchadnezzar for breakfast

Isn't that smaller than a Melchizedek

 

[Edelman]

People that hate Christmas are either miserable twats or ??

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Chrimbo deckies before December? Poor show, ponders old bean, damned poor show.

Blame my kids, not me

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Roddas is ok but not always enough

Just buy extra, J.

 

[GroveRanger]

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Disturbing footage shows the aftermath of a police officer flooring a woman called Christmas Carol after telling her to stop blowing kisses to passing cars. Carol, whose real name is Carol Christensen, also suffered a dislocated shoulder after her arms were yanked behind her back by the cop in South Lake Tahoe, California. Monday’s incident began when the cop ordered Christmas Carol – who is well known for waving and blowing kisses to locals – to stop what she was doing. The situation escalated when she refused to do so, with eyewitness Jessica Barackman’s video of Carol laying on the ground sparking fury online.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/21/poli...ol-blowing-kisses-passing-motorists-11195746/

Seems not everyone likes Christmas.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

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Disturbing footage shows the aftermath of a police officer flooring a woman called Christmas Carol after telling her to stop blowing kisses to passing cars. Carol, whose real name is Carol Christensen, also suffered a dislocated shoulder after her arms were yanked behind her back by the cop in South Lake Tahoe, California. Monday’s incident began when the cop ordered Christmas Carol – who is well known for waving and blowing kisses to locals – to stop what she was doing. The situation escalated when she refused to do so, with eyewitness Jessica Barackman’s video of Carol laying on the ground sparking fury online.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/21/poli...ol-blowing-kisses-passing-motorists-11195746/

Seems not everyone likes Christmas.

Everyone love Christmas.

Everyone!

 

[Ponders Revisited]

I had hot dogs and chips for dinner. Nice and simple tonight.

What are you guys having?

 

[Edelman]

I had hot dogs and chips for dinner. Nice and simple tonight.

What are you guys having?

I had a cheese sandwich and orange chocolate trifle

 

[monacoger]

I had hot dogs and chips for dinner. Nice and simple tonight.

What are you guys having?

I had cold roast chicken, roast potatoes, potato salad and salad. Very nice it was too.

 

[Edelman]

I had cold roast chicken, roast potatoes, potato salad and salad. Very nice it was too.

Sometimes the simple meals are just right !

 

[monacoger]

Sometimes the simple meals are just right !

For breakfast, I had 2 bits of toast with tomato, ham, onion and cheese on it then placed it under the grill to melt the cheese. Unfortunately, I had no Lea & Perrins to put on it, so it wasn't as good as it could have been.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

For breakfast, I had 2 bits of toast with tomato, ham, onion and cheese on it then placed it under the grill to melt the cheese. Unfortunately, I had no Lea & Perrins to put on it, so it wasn't as good as it could have been.

Still sounds good, Mon.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

The Christmas decorating is well under way.

Just having a coffee and snout break.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I need to turn my mind to presents, what are you getting your WAGs?

 

[EDGE.]

I had a a avocado, bacon and scrambled egg on a bloomer.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

I need to turn my mind to presents, what are you getting your WAGs?

I don't buy presents for my wife.

I normally just get something for my girlfriends.

 

[Edelman]

For breakfast, I had 2 bits of toast with tomato, ham, onion and cheese on it then placed it under the grill to melt the cheese. Unfortunately, I had no Lea & Perrins to put on it, so it wasn't as good as it could have been.

Wouldn't brown sauce suffice ?