Off Topic The Christmas Thread.

[dennisboothstash]

Oh and don’t worry about the drinking, I’ve got it covered

Thought you might have stepped up!

 

[askewshair]

Thought you might have stepped up!

Always prepared to take one for the team

 

[Kempton]

We had an easy day today, sorted everything yesterday.

Drop the youngest off at work for 9. Meet a friend st 10 for a coffee. Put some diesel in the car. Pick lad up from work at 5. Piece of piss? Yeh right.

He text me a shopping list of presents he wanted me to get for him to give to others on the way to work. Daughter text asking if I’d collect some (a trolley load) of stuff for her & after dropping it off I ran out of diesel. The one thing I needed to do, but forgot. Just got in after leaving at half 8 this morning.

Am I arsed? Am I ****.

Indian tonight has turned into a takeaway though.

Happy Christmas to you all.

Get ya finger out fatty, you've done **** all

 

[Kempton]

I might be the only man in the Western world who didn't know it was Christmas eve today and I'm not even ****ting you

Happy Christmas all

 

[Mr Hatem]

Kempers is on repeat mode.

Get ya finger out fatty, you've done **** all

Get ya finger out fatty, you've done **** all

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Merry Christmas everyone.

 

[Rock'n'Roll]

Merry Christmas to all! Don't worry, be happy!

 

[TIGERSCAVE]

Health, wealth and happiness to all... health above all else to all with health issues and those around them with similar concerns.

 

[The Omega Man]

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas

 

[askewshair]

Merry Xmas to everyone on here.
Special mention to DBT, typical of him to trump everyone else's present. The fact that she was born in Hull does reduce the chances of her becoming a Leicester fan.

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Merry Xmas to everyone on here.
Special mention to DBT, typical of him to ****ing trump everyone else's present. The fact that she was born in Hull does reduce the chances of her becoming a Leicester fan.

The name keeps her options open though.

 

[askewshair]

The name keeps her options open though.

Vardi?

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Vardi?

Did Den day her name was “City?

City Vardi Boothstash does have a certain ring to it.

 

[askewshair]

Did Den day her name was “City?

City Vardi Boothstash does have a certain ring to it.

I've known him longer than you, Ben
City, Big Billy, Keithy Edwards, Boothstash

 

[askewshair]

Merry xmas anyway Ben. Hope you're behaving?
x

 

[Edelman]

Seasons greetings to one and all.!!

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Merry xmas anyway Ben. Hope you're behaving?
x

All the best Askew

 

[Girt Bucket]

What times Santa due in West Ull ,
Coz its 12.20am , & Ain't been yet?.

Hey Santy Clause where's mee bike?.

 

[tigerscanada]

I don' normally eat Pork I find it a bit dry.
Any tips from anybody that would change this would be welcome.

TAHITIAN PORK CHOPS
8 chops/steaks
3/4 c. sherry or cooking wine
1/4 c. soy sauce
1/4 c. salad oil
1 clove garlic
3/4 tsp. ginger
1/4 tsp. oregano
1 tbsp. maple syrup
optional: add 8 sliced mushrooms to the mix 45 mins in.
Serve with baked potatoes (jacket jobs), lathered in the juice, and greens (your choice). I go for collards & sliced Brussel
sprouts, cooked in butter, with seasoning and crushed garlic and few teaspoons of water on low heat in saucepan (with lid on) for 10- 15 minutes.


Heat oven to 350 degrees. Brown chops in a skillet. Place in a baking dish. Put all other ingredients into blender and mix until smooth. Pour over chops, cover and bake 1 - 1 1/2 hours or until tender. Turn chops once during baking.

It's Christmas day already over there I just noticed. Merry Christmas you daft bastards all.

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

I would like to wish everyone and their families on this board a very Happy Christmas & peaceful, healthy & prosperous New Year. May 2018 be the year we rid ourselves of these odious owners, who have disrespected loyal City fans for too long.