Off Topic The Christmas Thread

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Crumpets. I trust they were the large ones? Topping of choice? We have them most weekends, wife goes with peanut butter and honey, me, I stick with good old marmite.

Crumpet topping of choice?

This thread is so the best.

Crumpet Poetry

Cheese.
Every time.
Cheddar.
Nowt else.
Ever.

Crumpets, you'll find, are always round,
Never, ever oblong or square.
Neither cut into a novelty shape,
Nor Finger fun. Don't go there.



I'm bored. I should be wrapping presents.
 
Crumpet topping of choice?

This thread is so the best.

Crumpet Poetry

Cheese.
Every time.
Cheddar.
Nowt else.
Ever.

Crumpets, you'll find, are always round,
Never, ever oblong or square.
Neither cut into a novelty shape,
Nor Finger fun. Don't go there.



I'm bored. I should be wrapping presents.

There once was an Ernie and Crumpet,
Together they often did Trumpet,
Smothered in butter, or sprinkled with cheddar,
The other breakfasts could lump it.
 
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I sent xmas cards to lots of neighbours saying I'd be in the local at 6 if anyone fancied a drink. Some of them aren't coming until about 9, could be a long night.
 
Crumpet topping of choice?

This thread is so the best.

Crumpet Poetry

Cheese.
Every time.
Cheddar.
Nowt else.
Ever.

Crumpets, you'll find, are always round,
Never, ever oblong or square.
Neither cut into a novelty shape,
Nor Finger fun. Don't go there.



I'm bored. I should be wrapping presents.
It is you're right Ernie and I take full credit for it I'm sat eating Christmas cake watching carry on camping. Life is good.
Best to fez and his mrs.
Happy Christmas to all not606ers
In the words of terry hall
Enjoy yourself its later than you think <ok>
 
It is you're right Ernie and I take full credit for it I'm sat eating Christmas cake watching carry on camping. Life is good.
Best to fez and his mrs.
Happy Christmas to all not606ers
In the words of terry hall
Enjoy yourself its later than you think <ok>

What you supping pal?
 
Crumpet topping of choice?

This thread is so the best.

Crumpet Poetry

Cheese.
Every time.
Cheddar.
Nowt else.
Ever.

Crumpets, you'll find, are always round,
Never, ever oblong or square.
Neither cut into a novelty shape,
Nor Finger fun. Don't go there.



I'm bored. I should be wrapping presents.

Well thats good news, you curmudgeonly old git.

Crumpets. I trust they were the large ones? Topping of choice? We have them most weekends, wife goes with peanut butter and honey, me, I stick with good old marmite.

Curmudgeonly ... hell yes, its a practised delivery.

Crumpets very well done, rock hard, red hot, just lashings of best butter, let it soak in and devour.

Bit late going to the pub. Had a bottle of 'Special Reserve' King Goblin (6.6%) to help me catch up.

Cheese can GTF away from crumpets. :emoticon-0105-wink:

Edut: Missus just told me Mum and Dad always had cheese on crumpets - jeez ...
 
Christ on a bike.

Just had to go out in my full waterproofs and Wellington boots to salvage her indoors decorative outdoor Christmas tree as it broke free from it's moorings. Nearly hit next doors new motor.

**** off Barbara, I've got the fire on and am making steady progress in despatching my bottle of Dalmore. Last thing I need is another bastard excursion into the wild to save her wicker reindeers.

If they break loose they're free to go where the frig they like.

Carmine is staying put.