... you strike me as an egg nog kind of guy?
A what nog?
... you strike me as an egg nog kind of guy?
Alright, what's your favourite mulled weed?
I think Fosse has slipped into "Love Thy Neighbour" modeA what nog?
aka the full ZlatanI think Fosse has slipped into "Love Thy Neighbour" mode
I think Fosse has slipped into "Love Thy Neighbour" mode
I know what Egg Nog is...it's advocaat you knob ...... commonly used in snowballs...and s'no balls was where it was going ...
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.Drinking his way through joses cellar!I wondered what Fergie was getting up to since he retired as Utd's manager ....
I always went for something lighter so I had room for the lunchtime drinks. Bagel with smoked salmon & garlic cream cheese.I tend to do breakfast on Christmas day and that's more or less it, bar building complex Lego builds with a pounding head.
No lego this year though so should be ok on that front.
A proper full English of bacon, scrambled eggs, sausages, beans, mushrooms, beans and toast first thing with a bit of bucks fizz to blow some of the cobwebs away and then I hover about asking if I can help while sipping booze and picking at nuts and crisps and miniature hero's before the meal is served at some vague time later on in the afternoon.
She does it, and it's usually very good. With the help of her brother, although I'm never sure what he actually does he seems keen so **** it. Her mum brings round a criminally over cooked side of beef and some beef gravy but it's edible so can't complain.
Sometimes get to go to the pub for an hour or so but we haven't for the last couple of years so that 'tradition' seems to have dies a death.
Christmas Eve is the best day though, walk on the beach and a coffee first thing then off to a local for a meal at dinner time with a couple of pints thrown in then it's battling to get the kids to bed before I sit, usually while she's asleep on the couch, in front of the wood burner watching **** TV drinking mulled wine.
Can't ****ing wait.
This ^I always went for something lighter so I had room for the lunchtime drinks. Bagel with smoked salmon & garlic cream cheese.
Absobloodylutely!This ^
Washed down with a decent bottle of fizz to ensure the day becomes a blur from around 9.30
I'm usually at work so the Christian Atheists can spend time with their kids.
Christian & atheists are opposites or did you just miss out an &? Christmas is not a Muslim holiday but just think of the double time and the day off in lieu.I'm usually at work so the Christian Atheists can spend time with their kids.

Christian & atheists are opposites or did you just miss out an &? Christmas is not a Muslim holiday but just think of the double time and the day off in lieu.![]()
I might get some green this Christmas seeing as we're on our own, not had a smoke for nearly 10 years.I need to start having a better breakfast, it's manic with the kids so we don't bother then I somehow end up on the fizz and the dinner is cooked while I'm half cut.