I have saved the piss sock and am putting it out as a stocking on Xmas eve in the hope that santa visits me first. That way, after he touches it, every kids toy will stink of stale piss. That way I get to **** off the happy fat bastard and get to ruin every child's love of Xmas... win win really!
I won the Christmas calendar competition at School when I was 10 years old. Still remember it, getting a round of applause in assembly and a £1.50 voucher off my next purchase from the Book Club. Christmas was good back then when it snowed.
Wow ... only one kid in your school could count to 31? ... and they try and tell us that education standards are getting better year by year ....
He he yes Fosse...forgot you around today, should have clarified, the competition was to design the front cover of the calendar for the following year.
Yeah it's sleighed me this time it's not sherry good as it's affects my mince pies. The sky's turned a bit dark, looks like rein dear.
Anyone else partake in the Boxing Day match? I go every year, usually with my brother in law but he's not in the country this year. Got offered United v Sunderland and Swansea v West Ham. Am going to the Swansea game, basically because it's way too much mither trying to get up early on Boxing day with a hangover to drive to Manchester and then drive back again for the 27th, when my parents will be making the very same trip for their visit. Instead, I get to watch Dmitri Payet stick a couple past the floundering Fabianski and have a few pints.
Boxing day football is one of the best things about Christmas. By far the best fixture of the season. We've got Everton at home this year.
Deary ****ing me... 150 posts on a Christmas thread in the middle of November We haven't even got a Boxing Day game this year. Gutted by that
@Ginger Marks @SpursDisciple The elf is back! Christmas officially starts tomorrow. Lights going up on the front of the house!
We keep it quite stylish...if that's possible. White lights only, no garish multi coloured Santa lights. I'm a big kid when it comes to Christmas as I get a proper kick out of seeing the Mini Stans excited about it. I spend ages doing their Portable North Pole messages from Santa!
Who's Santa this year? You and Mrs Stan got matching jumpers? Do you go Carol singing and attend Christmas Mass?
None of the above, **** it, cut the cord. Christmas isn't a religious thing for the Stans, it's a time to hang out as a family and have a load of fun together. Then the grandparents arrive.
